"I'm dating a homeless woman. It was easier……" — Garry Shandling
"I'm dating a homeless woman. It was easier talking her into staying over."
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49 Quotes by Garry Shandling
Garry Shandling has 49 quotes on this site.
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I sold my house this week. I got a pretty good price for it, but it made my landlord mad…
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When I'm not in a relationship, I shave one leg. That way, when I sleep, it feels like I'm with…
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It's not the hair on your head that matters. It's the kind of hair you have inside.
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I met a new girl at a barbecue, very pretty, a blond I think. I don't know, her hair was…
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I play basketball on Sundays and I'm a very spiritual guy; I read a lot of Eastern philosophy and I…
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I'm too shy to express my sexual needs except over the phone to people I don't know.
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Without comedy as a defense mechanism I wouldn't be able to survive.
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Was the Buddha married? His wife would say, "Are you just going to sit around like that all day?"
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My dog watches me on TV. So, if I may take this opportunity, "No! No! No!"
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Here's the thing - I'm single, I haven't been married, I don't have kids yet. If I do have kids…
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I think it's one of the main negative emotional ingredients that fuels show business, because there's so much at stake…
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They should put expiration dates on clothing so we men will know when they go out of style.
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Money, it turned out, was exactly like sex, you thought of nothing else if you didn't have it and thought…
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No man should marry until he has studied anatomy and dissected at least one woman.
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Never let a fool kiss you, or a kiss fool you.
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Nothing defines humans better than their willingness to do irrational things in the pursuit of phenomenally unlikely payoffs. This is…
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Good-looking individuals are treated better than homely ones in virtually every social situation, from dating to trial by jury.
— Martha Beck
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I didn't have a financial need, and I wasn't very gifted at relationships. I probably was more like what we…
— Candice Bergen
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Watching your daughter being collected by her date feels like handing over a million dollar Stradivarius to a gorilla.
— Jim Bishop
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I'm quite sensitive to women. I saw how my sister got treated by boyfriends. I read this thing that said…
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I am a hopeless romantic and I love to spoil my girlfriends.
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I heard on public radio recently, there's a thing called Weed Dating. Singles get together in a garden and weed…
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Rumors about me? Calista Flockhart, Pam Anderson, and Matt Damon. That's who I'm dating.
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Right now I'm pretty single... My career is my boyfriend.
— Christina Aguilera
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