"It's not the hair on your head that……" — Garry Shandling
"It's not the hair on your head that matters. It's the kind of hair you have inside."
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49 Quotes by Garry Shandling
Garry Shandling has 49 quotes on this site.
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I sold my house this week. I got a pretty good price for it, but it made my landlord mad…
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When I'm not in a relationship, I shave one leg. That way, when I sleep, it feels like I'm with…
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I'm dating a homeless woman. It was easier talking her into staying over.
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I met a new girl at a barbecue, very pretty, a blond I think. I don't know, her hair was…
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I play basketball on Sundays and I'm a very spiritual guy; I read a lot of Eastern philosophy and I…
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I'm too shy to express my sexual needs except over the phone to people I don't know.
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Without comedy as a defense mechanism I wouldn't be able to survive.
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Was the Buddha married? His wife would say, "Are you just going to sit around like that all day?"
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My dog watches me on TV. So, if I may take this opportunity, "No! No! No!"
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Here's the thing - I'm single, I haven't been married, I don't have kids yet. If I do have kids…
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I think it's one of the main negative emotional ingredients that fuels show business, because there's so much at stake…
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They should put expiration dates on clothing so we men will know when they go out of style.
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Beauty is about perception, not about make-up. I think the beginning of all beauty is knowing and liking oneself. You…
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Who can map out the various forces at play in one soul? Man is a great depth, O Lord. The…
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My mother always said I must be part Mongolian because of my lotus-pale complexion and squid-ink black hair.
— Diane Ackerman
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I love the smell of shampoo on a girl's hair. You can walk past someone and be like, 'Wow, you…
— Jensen Ackles
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I am the man who put the hair in hair metal.
— Sebastian Bach
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A man can do a television interview and roll out of bed 15 minutes before; it's just not the same…
— Michele Bachmann
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Men fear death as children fear to go in the dark; and as that natural fear in children is increased…
— Francis Bacon
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As Erykah Badu, it has nothing to do with me, the way I look, my hair wrap, my style, it's…
— Erykah Badu
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In high school, I was so painfully self-aware that how I thought of myself was probably very different from what…
— Amy Adams
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When I died my hair red the first time, I felt as if it was what nature intended. I have…
— Amy Adams
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True love is eternal, infinite, and always like itself. It is equal and pure, without violent demonstrations: it is seen…
— HonorÈ De Balzac
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I look my best when I take my helmet off after a long motorcycle ride. I have a glow and…
— Eric Bana
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