"Men are from Earth, women are from Earth.…" — George Carlin
"Men are from Earth, women are from Earth. Deal with it."
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546 Quotes by George Carlin
George Carlin has 546 quotes on this site.
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Weather forecast for tonight: dark.
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The main reason Santa is so jolly is because he knows where all the bad girls live.
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Have you ever noticed that anybody driving slower than you is an idiot, and anyone going faster than you is…
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Just cause you got the monkey off your back doesn't mean the circus has left town.
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Some people see things that are and ask, Why? Some people dream of things that never were and ask, Why…
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The very existence of flame-throwers proves that some time, somewhere, someone said to themselves, You know, I want to set…
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Frisbeetarianism is the belief that when you die, your soul goes up on the roof and gets stuck.
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Don't sweat the petty things and don't pet the sweaty things.
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Inside every cynical person, there is a disappointed idealist.
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I went to a bookstore and asked the saleswoman, 'Where's the self-help section?' She said if she told me, it…
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I was thinking about how people seem to read the Bible a whole lot more as they get older; then…
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The reason I talk to myself is that I'm the only one whose answers I accept.
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More Common Sense Quotes
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The freethinking of one age is the common sense of the next.
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I don't think Warren Buffett should be the treasurer or whatever. Warren Buffett's nuts! Just because he's a freaking billionaire…
— Stephen Baldwin
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I will use my position as chairman emeritus on the Energy and Commerce Committee to try to bring some common…
— Joe Barton
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Common sense tells us that the things of the earth exist only a little, and that true reality is only…
— Charles Baudelaire
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Let us beware of common folk, of common sense, of sentiment, of inspiration, and of the obvious.
— Charles Baudelaire
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Common sense tells us that we should focus our resources to benefit children, teachers and taxpayers by keeping dollars in…
— Bob Beauprez
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Men may change their climate, but they cannot change their nature. A man that goes out a fool cannot ride…
— Joseph Addison
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The philosophy of one century is the common sense of the next.
— Henry Ward Beecher
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The same principles which at first view lead to skepticism, pursued to a certain point, bring men back to common…
— George Berkeley
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Friendless. Having no favors to bestow. Destitute of fortune. Addicted to utterance of truth and common sense.
— Ambrose Bierce
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Genius ain't anything more than elegant common sense.
— Josh Billings
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Common sense is the knack of seeing things as they are, and doing things as they ought to be done.
— Josh Billings
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