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More Funny Love Quotes

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• It is easier to be a lover than a husband for the simple reason that it is more difficult to… — Honore de Balzac
• Marriage is give and take. You'd better give it to her or she'll take it anyway. — Joey Adams
• Remember, beneath every cynic there lies a romantic, and probably an injured one. — Glenn Beck
• Marriage has no guarantees. If that's what you're looking for, go live with a car battery. — Erma Bombeck
• The best proof of love is trust. — Joyce Brothers
• You have to walk carefully in the beginning of love; the running across fields into your lover's arms can only… — Jonathan Carroll
• Where there is great love, there are always wishes. — Willa Cather
• The last time I saw him he was walking down lover's lane holding his own hand. — Fred Allen
• Husbands are like fires - they go out when they're left unattended. — Cher
• Men aren't necessities. They're luxuries. — Cher
• The trouble with some women is that they get all excited about nothing - and then marry him. — Cher
• Marriage is an adventure, like going to war. — Gilbert K. Chesterton

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