"Don't be silly and don't waste your time." — Bob Newhart

"Don't be silly and don't waste your time."

— Bob Newhart

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63 Quotes by Bob Newhart

Bob Newhart has 63 quotes on this site. A few more worth reading:

I still feel thirty, except when I try to run.
I've been married forty-five years. I think laughter is the secret.
Well, if you’re a native Chicagoan, you know how dumb he [Dr. Robert Hartley] is. He gets on the Ravenswood…
I'm one of those passengers who arrives at the airport five or six hours early so I can throw back…
People with a sense of humor tend to be less egocentric and more realistic in their view of the world…
The first time I got up in front of an audience was terror, abject terror, which continued for another four…
When I started out in 1960, I thought it might possibly last a couple of years. I never expected it…
But I really believe that if you have the ability, there is an obligation to make people laugh
Jack Benny was, without a doubt, the bravest comedian I have ever seen work. He wasn't afraid of silence. He…
I was influenced by every comedian I ever saw work. That's the only way you learn how to do it.
I wasn't much good. When I went into the line on a fake - I would holler 'I don't have…
I worked in accounting for two and a half years, realized that wasn't what I wanted to do with the…

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More Silly Quotes

This quote is filed under Silly Quotes, one of 1,456 quotes in that category. Here are a few more:

Mothers are fonder than fathers of their children because they are more certain they are their own. — Aristotle
I was dyslexic, so I was put in the silly class at school. — David Bailey
What the world really needs is more love and less paper work. — Pearl Bailey
The worst thing about being a tourist is having other tourists recognize you as a tourist. — Russell Baker
One man alone can be pretty dumb sometimes, but for real bona fide stupidity, there ain't nothin' can beat teamwork. — Edward Abbey
In the beginning the Universe was created. This has made a lot of people very angry and been widely regarded… — Douglas Adams
When a man's best friend is his dog, that dog has a problem. — Edward Abbey
What I look forward to is continued immaturity followed by death. — Dave Barry
The best things in life are silly. — Scott Adams
I'm tired of love; I'm still more tired of rhyme; but money gives me pleasure all the time. — Hilaire Belloc
Nothing is over until we decide it is! Was it over when the Germans bombed Pearl Harbor? Hell, no! — John Belushi
There are lots of people who mistake their imagination for their memory. — Josh Billings

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