"I wasn't much good. When I went into……" — Bob Newhart
"I wasn't much good. When I went into the line on a fake - I would holler 'I don't have it!'"
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63 Quotes by Bob Newhart
Bob Newhart has 63 quotes on this site.
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I still feel thirty, except when I try to run.
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I've been married forty-five years. I think laughter is the secret.
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Well, if you’re a native Chicagoan, you know how dumb he [Dr. Robert Hartley] is. He gets on the Ravenswood…
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I'm one of those passengers who arrives at the airport five or six hours early so I can throw back…
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People with a sense of humor tend to be less egocentric and more realistic in their view of the world…
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The first time I got up in front of an audience was terror, abject terror, which continued for another four…
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When I started out in 1960, I thought it might possibly last a couple of years. I never expected it…
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But I really believe that if you have the ability, there is an obligation to make people laugh
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Jack Benny was, without a doubt, the bravest comedian I have ever seen work. He wasn't afraid of silence. He…
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I was influenced by every comedian I ever saw work. That's the only way you learn how to do it.
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I worked in accounting for two and a half years, realized that wasn't what I wanted to do with the…
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I was not influenced by Jack Benny, and people have remarked on my timing and Jack's timing, but I don't…
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More Fake Quotes
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one of 2,077 quotes in that category. Here are a few more:
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Actually I am very glad that people can buy Armani - even if it's a fake. I like the fact…
— Giorgio Armani
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You can fake your age or mask it, but the passion that moves the characters has to be real.
— Victoria Abril
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Your only obligation in any lifetime is to be true to yourself. Being true to anyone else or anything else…
— Richard Bach
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You can't fake it when you're alone with God, you know.
— Jim Bakker
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If you haven't got it. Fake it! Too short? Wear big high heels, but do practice walking!
— Victoria Beckham
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I can't get married. I can't fake sleep for 30 years.
— Elayne Boosler
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Basically, what I'm saying is there is nothing fake about what I do. I'm up-front, I'm real, I'm honest and…
— Christina Aguilera
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Bad food is made without pride, by cooks who have no pride, and no love. Bad food is made by…
— Anthony Bourdain
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After all, it is hard to master both life and work equally well. So if you are bound to fake…
— Joseph Brodsky
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The only honest art form is laughter, comedy. You can't fake it... try to fake three laughs in an hour…
— Lenny Bruce
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Acting is all about honesty. If you can fake that, you've got it made.
— George Burns
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You can't fake quality any more than you can fake a good meal.
— William S. Burroughs
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