"I'm one of those passengers who arrives at……" — Bob Newhart

I'm one of those passengers who arrives at the airport five or… - Bob Newhart

"I'm one of those passengers who arrives at the airport five or six hours early so I can throw back a few drinks and muster up the courage to board the plane. Apparently I'm not alone because I've never been in an empty airport bar. I don't care what time you get there. Even at 8:00 a.m. you have to fight your way to the bar. At that hour, everyone drinks Bloody Marys so no one can tell it's booze- at least until they fall off their chair."

— Bob Newhart

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