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• We call ourselves a free nation, and yet we let ourselves be told what cabs we can and can't take… — Robert Benchley
• Anytime four New Yorkers get into a cab together without arguing, a bank robbery has just taken place. — Johnny Carson
• I don't miss London much. I find it crowded, vast and difficult to get around. Cabs are incredibly expensive. — John Cleese
• If transportation technology was moving along as fast as microprocessor technology, then the day after tomorrow I would be able… — Danny Hillis
• My family was poor, my father drove a cab for a living, but we felt normal because everybody else was… — Bob Cousy
• How much for the bottle, put it on my tab. Hop out like a model all them foreign tags. Get… — Wiz Khalifa
• Most poor people are not on welfare. . . I know they work. I'm a witness. They catch the early… — Jesse Jackson
• What cancer does is, it forces you to focus, to prioritize, and you learn what's important. I mean, I don't… — Joel Siegel
• It's probably similar to being in New York City and having a cab driver behind you and you're driving too… — Barry Sanders
• I can’t stop traffic on Fifth Avenue, not unless I walk in front of an oncoming cab. — Benedict Cumberbatch
• No. The blues are because you're getting fat and maybe it's been raining too long; you're just sad, that's all.… — Audrey Hepburn
• I do miss the stage. There's nothing like it, nothing. When I did my one-woman show and played the Palace… — Shirley MacLaine

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