"I can't do anything! I can't even have…" — Dane Cook
"I can't do anything! I can't even have an English muffin!"
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101 Quotes by Dane Cook
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When you hand someone a camera, why do they act like you just asked them to dissemble a bomb? They…
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Here's how you know that you're really drunk: when you get into a taxi cab and you think the fare…
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I have a new saying, what I see in Vegas, I am telling everybody.
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It was peace. Peace is when you would shake the hands of the people around you. And you knew peace…
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On stage I am the actor, director and the bouncer all at the same time. Fear does not exist in…
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When you're not in love, when you don't have love, everybody you know falls in love on like the same…
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There's estrogen running through my veins!
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When you don't have love, it is like there's a party going on and everybody was invited except for you…
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When you see somebody walking down the street wearing a Superman t-shirt, you just want to shoot them in the…
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I was very good at kickball ... I was wonderful at ah doing that kick and your leg goes up…
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I say God bless you, I don't say bless you ... I am not the Lord, I can't do that.
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