Muffins Quotes
58 quotes by 50 authors
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People get so in the habit of worry that if you save them from drowning and put them on a bank to dry in the…
— John Jay Chapman
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Usually, old ladies tell me to find Jesus. Look, I'm just trying to find some chai and a good vegan muffin.
— Davey Havok
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Red flag of the eating disorder: the muffin. Keep your eye on the ladies with the muffins...and sometimes I'll just eat the muffin top.
— Janeane Garofalo
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I can't do anything! I can't even have an English muffin!
— Dane Cook
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Give me liberty! Or a bran muffin!
— Colin Mochrie
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To begin... To begin... How to start? I'm hungry. I should get coffee. Coffee would help me think. Maybe I should write something first, then…
— Nicolas Cage
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My saddlebags are why Spanx exist! Now that I have a baby I also have a muffin top.
— Sara Blakely
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When I came to America, I was really into all the things people eat here. . . . People called me Muffin because I would…
— Heidi Klum
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...what I feel we ought to do at this juncture is to dash off somewhere where it's quiet and there aren't so many housesdancing the…
— P.G. Wodehouse
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English muffins with avocado is one of my favorite breakfasts.
— Mia Hamm
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Whenever I investigate a smell, I find that the answer is always bad. It's never: 'What is that? *sniff* muffins!'
— Demetri Martin
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A gluten-free diet still allows you access to almost every fruit and vegetable, a variety of grains and legumes, your pick of dairy products, fresh…
— Daphne Oz
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United metropolitan improved hot muffin and crumpet baking and punctual delivery company.
— Charles Dickens
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Marry Ann; and at the end of a week you'll find no more inspiration in her than in a plate of muffins.
— George Bernard Shaw
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I ain't gonna pay no dollar for a corn muffin that's half dough.
— Kevin Kling
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My earliest memory is learning to read 'Muffin the Mule' when I was about three.
— Mark E. Smith
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A film is just like a muffin. You make it. You put it on the table. One person might say, Oh, I don't like it.…
— Denzel Washington
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Don't worry about never having time to write. Just write what you can in the time you do have and give yourself a big clap…
— Rachel Johnson
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God gave you that gifted tongue of yours, and set it between your teeth, to make known your true meaning to us, not to be…
— Thomas Carlyle
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Like plowing, housework makes the ground ready for the germination of family life. The kids will not invite a teacher home if beer cans litter…
— Letty Cottin Pogrebin
Who Wrote These Muffins Quotes
50 authors contributed a total of 58 Muffins Quotes, led by these top contributors: