"I ain't gonna pay no dollar for a……" — Kevin Kling
"I ain't gonna pay no dollar for a corn muffin that's half dough."
More Corn Quotes
- Today's smartest advertising style is tomorrow's corn. — William Bernbach
- The first movie I saw - and I don't know if it influenced me - was Ben Hur. We watched… — Roberto Benigni
- Thanks to farm subsidies, the fine collaboration between agribusiness and Congress, soy, corn and cattle became king. And chicken soon… — Mark Bittman
- All the candy corn that was ever made was made in 1911. — Lewis Black
- The worst thing about Halloween is, of course, candy corn. It's unbelievable to me. Candy corn is the only candy… — Lewis Black
- A light wind swept over the corn, and all nature laughed in the sunshine. — Anne Bronte
- From cheesecake on a stick to meat skewers to deep-fried bananas on a stick - there are no plates anymore.… — Steve Carell
- Ritual will always mean throwing away something: destroying our corn or wine upon the altar of our gods. — Gilbert K. Chesterton
- I'm a man with many defects. I love. I sing. I dream. I was born in the poor countryside. I… — Hugo Chavez
- My father was a preacher in Maryland and we had crab feasts - with corn on the cob, but no… — Tori Amos
- The fullest and best ears of corn hang lowest toward the ground. — Unknown Author
- The wind that makes music in November corn is in a hurry. The stalks hum, the loose husks whisk skyward… — Aldo Leopold