Muffin Quotes
49 quotes by 44 authors
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Usually, old ladies tell me to find Jesus. Look, I'm just trying to find some chai and a good vegan muffin.
— Davey Havok
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Red flag of the eating disorder: the muffin. Keep your eye on the ladies with the muffins...and sometimes I'll just eat the muffin top.
— Janeane Garofalo
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I can't do anything! I can't even have an English muffin!
— Dane Cook
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Give me liberty! Or a bran muffin!
— Colin Mochrie
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To begin... To begin... How to start? I'm hungry. I should get coffee. Coffee would help me think. Maybe I should write something first, then…
— Nicolas Cage
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My saddlebags are why Spanx exist! Now that I have a baby I also have a muffin top.
— Sara Blakely
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When I came to America, I was really into all the things people eat here. . . . People called me Muffin because I would…
— Heidi Klum
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A gluten-free diet still allows you access to almost every fruit and vegetable, a variety of grains and legumes, your pick of dairy products, fresh…
— Daphne Oz
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United metropolitan improved hot muffin and crumpet baking and punctual delivery company.
— Charles Dickens
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I ain't gonna pay no dollar for a corn muffin that's half dough.
— Kevin Kling
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My earliest memory is learning to read 'Muffin the Mule' when I was about three.
— Mark E. Smith
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A film is just like a muffin. You make it. You put it on the table. One person might say, Oh, I don't like it.…
— Denzel Washington
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Don't worry about never having time to write. Just write what you can in the time you do have and give yourself a big clap…
— Rachel Johnson
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God gave you that gifted tongue of yours, and set it between your teeth, to make known your true meaning to us, not to be…
— Thomas Carlyle
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'We Were the Mulvaneys' is perhaps the novel closest to my heart. I think of it as a valentine to a passing way of American…
— Joyce Carol Oates
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If you truly love a book, you should sleep with it, write in it, read aloud from it, and fill its pages with muffin crumbs.
— Anne Fadiman
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She had no mercy. He looked at her neck and thought how he would like to jab it with the knife he had for his…
— W. Somerset Maugham
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Fate is trying to kill me. I miss my dog. What's a doctor going to say? You're not ill, you're mad as a muffin? They'll…
— Meg Rosoff
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Its always nice to have a stud muffin at the table.
— Janet Evanovich
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You look as scary as a buttered muffin.
— Tamora Pierce
Who Wrote These Muffin Quotes
44 authors contributed a total of 49 Muffin Quotes, led by these top contributors: