Muffin Quotes

49 quotes by 44 authors

Usually, old ladies tell me to find Jesus. Look, I'm just trying to find some chai and a good vegan muffin. — Davey Havok
Red flag of the eating disorder: the muffin. Keep your eye on the ladies with the muffins...and sometimes I'll just eat the muffin top. — Janeane Garofalo
I can't do anything! I can't even have an English muffin! — Dane Cook
Give me liberty! Or a bran muffin! — Colin Mochrie
To begin... To begin... How to start? I'm hungry. I should get coffee. Coffee would help me think. Maybe I should write something first, then… — Nicolas Cage
My saddlebags are why Spanx exist! Now that I have a baby I also have a muffin top. — Sara Blakely
When I came to America, I was really into all the things people eat here. . . . People called me Muffin because I would… — Heidi Klum
A gluten-free diet still allows you access to almost every fruit and vegetable, a variety of grains and legumes, your pick of dairy products, fresh… — Daphne Oz
United metropolitan improved hot muffin and crumpet baking and punctual delivery company. — Charles Dickens
I ain't gonna pay no dollar for a corn muffin that's half dough. — Kevin Kling
My earliest memory is learning to read 'Muffin the Mule' when I was about three. — Mark E. Smith
A film is just like a muffin. You make it. You put it on the table. One person might say, Oh, I don't like it.… — Denzel Washington
Don't worry about never having time to write. Just write what you can in the time you do have and give yourself a big clap… — Rachel Johnson
God gave you that gifted tongue of yours, and set it between your teeth, to make known your true meaning to us, not to be… — Thomas Carlyle
'We Were the Mulvaneys' is perhaps the novel closest to my heart. I think of it as a valentine to a passing way of American… — Joyce Carol Oates
If you truly love a book, you should sleep with it, write in it, read aloud from it, and fill its pages with muffin crumbs. — Anne Fadiman
She had no mercy. He looked at her neck and thought how he would like to jab it with the knife he had for his… — W. Somerset Maugham
Fate is trying to kill me. I miss my dog. What's a doctor going to say? You're not ill, you're mad as a muffin? They'll… — Meg Rosoff
Its always nice to have a stud muffin at the table. — Janet Evanovich
You look as scary as a buttered muffin. — Tamora Pierce

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