Muffin Quotes

49 quotes by 44 authors

In the two months I had also dated Justin Fellowes, this guy in my Spanish class, though after three weeks we decided we should "see… — Deb Caletti
So, she tells me, the words dribbling out with the cranberry muffin crumbs, commas dunked in her coffee. — Laurie Halse Anderson
I wished that my job was baking muffins in a muffin shop, where all I'd have to do was crack eggs and measure flour and… — Jennifer Weiner
Carter Kane, 14, died tragically in Paris when he was eaten by his sisterâ€™s cat Muffin. — Rick Riordan
Any cupcake consumed before 9AM is, technically, a muffin. — Brian P. Cleary
You still havenâ€™t eaten your muffin. (Sunshine) â€˜Yeah, right. He still hadnâ€™t eaten his boots either, and heâ€™d rather feast on one of them than… — Sherrilyn Kenyon
Roarke "I'll drop you." Eve "No, better I catch a cab or take the underground. This guy sees me show up in a hot car… — Nora Roberts
Some things we need to talk about, but not here. I'll see you later, darling." "No you won't, nut muffin! — Jeaniene Frost
There are forces working in the world as never before in the history of mankind for standardization, for the regimentation of us all, or what… — Madeleine L'Engle
I'm going to shoot a muffin off Marlene's head. — Veronica Roth
DiscomfortWearâ„¢, shapewear designed to eliminate rills, ripples, and muffin tops. In some cases known to eliminate circulation and breathing. If youâ€™re not uncomfortable, itâ€™s not… — Libba Bray
Some men got excited by white lace and a translucent negligee. My love muffin got excited by a woman dressed to murder. There was probably… — Ilona Andrews
After the woman left, I set my coffee down and opened the bag. Two muffins-double-chocolate and blueberry bran. I texted Adam a thank-you. Iâ€™d just… — Kelley Armstrong
Bast crouched down and began making weird chittering noises. Uh-oh. She was imitating birds. I'd seen enough cats do this when they were stalking. Suddenly… — Rick Riordan
she sighs, then breaks a piece off the muffin in my hand. 'Hey. There are plenty more just five feet to your right.' 'then you… — Veronica Roth
Two old Bachelors were living in one house; One caught a Muffin, the other caught a Mouse. — Edward Lear
I believe the world to be a muffin pan, and there certainly are a lot of muffins here. — Unknown Author
Give me liberty or give me a bran muffin! — Colin Mochrie
Swagga Muffin haha :D — Savannah J
You say you love me ... Aww muffin!! Acchhoo.. Sorry my allergies to bullshit is acting up, it's telling me that your full of shit.… — Zabi Khojazada

Who Wrote These Muffin Quotes

44 authors contributed a total of 49 Muffin Quotes, led by these top contributors: