Muffins Quotes

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I love to bake, so I made vanilla bean and blueberry muffins for sick hospital children. Just kidding! All of that is true except the… — Sloane Crosley
A book reads the better which is our own, and has been so long known to us, that we know the topography of its blots,… — Charles Lamb
'We Were the Mulvaneys' is perhaps the novel closest to my heart. I think of it as a valentine to a passing way of American… — Joyce Carol Oates
If you truly love a book, you should sleep with it, write in it, read aloud from it, and fill its pages with muffin crumbs. — Anne Fadiman
She had no mercy. He looked at her neck and thought how he would like to jab it with the knife he had for his… — W. Somerset Maugham
Good heavens, I suppose a man may eat his own muffins in his own garden." "But you have just said it was perfectly heartless to… — Oscar Wilde
Fate is trying to kill me. I miss my dog. What's a doctor going to say? You're not ill, you're mad as a muffin? They'll… — Meg Rosoff
Its always nice to have a stud muffin at the table. — Janet Evanovich
Boys who spent their weekends making banana nut muffins did not, as a rule, excel in the art of hand-to-hand combat. — David Sedaris
You look as scary as a buttered muffin. — Tamora Pierce
In the two months I had also dated Justin Fellowes, this guy in my Spanish class, though after three weeks we decided we should "see… — Deb Caletti
So, she tells me, the words dribbling out with the cranberry muffin crumbs, commas dunked in her coffee. — Laurie Halse Anderson
I wished that my job was baking muffins in a muffin shop, where all I'd have to do was crack eggs and measure flour and… — Jennifer Weiner
Carter Kane, 14, died tragically in Paris when he was eaten by his sisterâ€™s cat Muffin. — Rick Riordan
Any cupcake consumed before 9AM is, technically, a muffin. — Brian P. Cleary
You still havenâ€™t eaten your muffin. (Sunshine) â€˜Yeah, right. He still hadnâ€™t eaten his boots either, and heâ€™d rather feast on one of them than… — Sherrilyn Kenyon
You know, you say â€˜not exactlyâ€™ a lot. Youâ€™re not exactly a vampire. Youâ€™re not exactly from Scotland, and youâ€™re allergic to daylight. What else?… — Sherrilyn Kenyon
Well, I can't eat muffins in an agitated manner. The butter would probably get on my cuffs. — Oscar Wilde
Roarke "I'll drop you." Eve "No, better I catch a cab or take the underground. This guy sees me show up in a hot car… — Nora Roberts
How you can sit there, calmly eating muffins when we are in this horrible trouble, I canâ€™t make out. You seem to me to be… — Oscar Wilde

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