Muffins Quotes

58 Muffins quotes by 49 unique authors

Some things we need to talk about, but not here. I'll see you later, darling." "No you won't, nut muffin! — Jeaniene Frost
There are forces working in the world as never before in the history of mankind for standardization, for the regimentation of us all, or what… — Madeleine L'Engle
They have been eating muffins. That looks like repentance — Oscar Wilde
I'm going to shoot a muffin off Marlene's head. — Veronica Roth
Muffins should always be eaten quite calmly, as it is the only way to eat them! — Oscar Wilde
DiscomfortWearâ„¢, shapewear designed to eliminate rills, ripples, and muffin tops. In some cases known to eliminate circulation and breathing. If youâ€™re not uncomfortable, itâ€™s not… — Libba Bray
Some men got excited by white lace and a translucent negligee. My love muffin got excited by a woman dressed to murder. There was probably… — Ilona Andrews
Coffee?" Santangelo calls down to us. We both look up. He,Ben, and Raffy are hanging over the side. "Is it espresso?" Anson Choi asks behind… — Melina Marchetta
After the woman left, I set my coffee down and opened the bag. Two muffins-double-chocolate and blueberry bran. I texted Adam a thank-you. Iâ€™d just… — Kelley Armstrong
When I am in trouble, eating is the only thing that consoles me. Indeed, as any one who knows me intimately will tell you, I… — Oscar Wilde
Bast crouched down and began making weird chittering noises. Uh-oh. She was imitating birds. I'd seen enough cats do this when they were stalking. Suddenly… — Rick Riordan
she sighs, then breaks a piece off the muffin in my hand. 'Hey. There are plenty more just five feet to your right.' 'then you… — Veronica Roth
I believe the world to be a muffin pan, and there certainly are a lot of muffins here. — Unknown Author
The battle promises to be fought with bags of bagels and bran muffins, free beer and wine, expanded legroom, baggage closets and overhead bins. — Unknown Author
To all my houston Texas country muffins, Baby let me hit that liquer ands that blunt u puffin, and after that imma thow that fuckin… — Drake
I want to bake your muffins. — Jenna Marbles
How big are muffins going to get before we all join hands across America? Have you seen them? They're huge. 'Yeah, I'll take a coffee… — Kevin James
I would probably be classified as a lesbian if it was only based on how much you enjoy eating muffins and cookies. — Prince Shawn

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