Muffins Quotes
58 Muffins quotes by 49 unique authors
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Good heavens, I suppose a man may eat his own muffins in his own garden." "But you have just said it was perfectly heartless to…
— Oscar Wilde
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Fate is trying to kill me. I miss my dog. What's a doctor going to say? You're not ill, you're mad as a muffin? They'll…
— Meg Rosoff
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Its always nice to have a stud muffin at the table.
— Janet Evanovich
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Boys who spent their weekends making banana nut muffins did not, as a rule, excel in the art of hand-to-hand combat.
— David Sedaris
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You look as scary as a buttered muffin.
— Tamora Pierce
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In the two months I had also dated Justin Fellowes, this guy in my Spanish class, though after three weeks we decided we should "see…
— Deb Caletti
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So, she tells me, the words dribbling out with the cranberry muffin crumbs, commas dunked in her coffee.
— Laurie Halse Anderson
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I wished that my job was baking muffins in a muffin shop, where all I'd have to do was crack eggs and measure flour and…
— Jennifer Weiner
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Carter Kane, 14, died tragically in Paris when he was eaten by his sister’s cat Muffin.
— Rick Riordan
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Any cupcake consumed before 9AM is, technically, a muffin.
— Brian P. Cleary
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You still haven’t eaten your muffin. (Sunshine) ‘Yeah, right. He still hadn’t eaten his boots either, and he’d rather feast on one of them than…
— Sherrilyn Kenyon
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You know, you say ‘not exactly’ a lot. You’re not exactly a vampire. You’re not exactly from Scotland, and you’re allergic to daylight. What else?…
— Sherrilyn Kenyon
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Well, I can't eat muffins in an agitated manner. The butter would probably get on my cuffs.
— Oscar Wilde
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Roarke "I'll drop you." Eve "No, better I catch a cab or take the underground. This guy sees me show up in a hot car…
— Nora Roberts
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How you can sit there, calmly eating muffins when we are in this horrible trouble, I can’t make out. You seem to me to be…
— Oscar Wilde
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Some things we need to talk about, but not here. I'll see you later, darling." "No you won't, nut muffin!
— Jeaniene Frost
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There are forces working in the world as never before in the history of mankind for standardization, for the regimentation of us all, or what…
— Madeleine L'Engle
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They have been eating muffins. That looks like repentance
— Oscar Wilde
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I'm going to shoot a muffin off Marlene's head.
— Veronica Roth
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Muffins should always be eaten quite calmly, as it is the only way to eat them!
— Oscar Wilde
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DiscomfortWear™, shapewear designed to eliminate rills, ripples, and muffin tops. In some cases known to eliminate circulation and breathing. If you’re not uncomfortable, it’s not…
— Libba Bray
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Some men got excited by white lace and a translucent negligee. My love muffin got excited by a woman dressed to murder. There was probably…
— Ilona Andrews
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Coffee?" Santangelo calls down to us. We both look up. He,Ben, and Raffy are hanging over the side. "Is it espresso?" Anson Choi asks behind…
— Melina Marchetta
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After the woman left, I set my coffee down and opened the bag. Two muffins-double-chocolate and blueberry bran. I texted Adam a thank-you. I’d just…
— Kelley Armstrong
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When I am in trouble, eating is the only thing that consoles me. Indeed, as any one who knows me intimately will tell you, I…
— Oscar Wilde
Who Wrote These Muffins Quotes
49 authors contributed a total of 58 Muffins Quotes, led by these top contributors: