Muffins Quotes

58 Muffins quotes by 49 unique authors

Good heavens, I suppose a man may eat his own muffins in his own garden." "But you have just said it was perfectly heartless to… — Oscar Wilde
Fate is trying to kill me. I miss my dog. What's a doctor going to say? You're not ill, you're mad as a muffin? They'll… — Meg Rosoff
Its always nice to have a stud muffin at the table. — Janet Evanovich
Boys who spent their weekends making banana nut muffins did not, as a rule, excel in the art of hand-to-hand combat. — David Sedaris
You look as scary as a buttered muffin. — Tamora Pierce
In the two months I had also dated Justin Fellowes, this guy in my Spanish class, though after three weeks we decided we should "see… — Deb Caletti
So, she tells me, the words dribbling out with the cranberry muffin crumbs, commas dunked in her coffee. — Laurie Halse Anderson
I wished that my job was baking muffins in a muffin shop, where all I'd have to do was crack eggs and measure flour and… — Jennifer Weiner
Carter Kane, 14, died tragically in Paris when he was eaten by his sister’s cat Muffin. — Rick Riordan
Any cupcake consumed before 9AM is, technically, a muffin. — Brian P. Cleary
You still haven’t eaten your muffin. (Sunshine) ‘Yeah, right. He still hadn’t eaten his boots either, and he’d rather feast on one of them than… — Sherrilyn Kenyon
You know, you say ‘not exactly’ a lot. You’re not exactly a vampire. You’re not exactly from Scotland, and you’re allergic to daylight. What else?… — Sherrilyn Kenyon
Well, I can't eat muffins in an agitated manner. The butter would probably get on my cuffs. — Oscar Wilde
Roarke "I'll drop you." Eve "No, better I catch a cab or take the underground. This guy sees me show up in a hot car… — Nora Roberts
How you can sit there, calmly eating muffins when we are in this horrible trouble, I can’t make out. You seem to me to be… — Oscar Wilde
Some things we need to talk about, but not here. I'll see you later, darling." "No you won't, nut muffin! — Jeaniene Frost
There are forces working in the world as never before in the history of mankind for standardization, for the regimentation of us all, or what… — Madeleine L'Engle
They have been eating muffins. That looks like repentance — Oscar Wilde
I'm going to shoot a muffin off Marlene's head. — Veronica Roth
Muffins should always be eaten quite calmly, as it is the only way to eat them! — Oscar Wilde
DiscomfortWear™, shapewear designed to eliminate rills, ripples, and muffin tops. In some cases known to eliminate circulation and breathing. If you’re not uncomfortable, it’s not… — Libba Bray
Some men got excited by white lace and a translucent negligee. My love muffin got excited by a woman dressed to murder. There was probably… — Ilona Andrews
Coffee?" Santangelo calls down to us. We both look up. He,Ben, and Raffy are hanging over the side. "Is it espresso?" Anson Choi asks behind… — Melina Marchetta
After the woman left, I set my coffee down and opened the bag. Two muffins-double-chocolate and blueberry bran. I texted Adam a thank-you. I’d just… — Kelley Armstrong
When I am in trouble, eating is the only thing that consoles me. Indeed, as any one who knows me intimately will tell you, I… — Oscar Wilde

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