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- People get so in the habit of worry that if you save them from drowning and put them on a bank to… — John Jay Chapman
- Usually, old ladies tell me to find Jesus. Look, I'm just trying to find some chai and a good vegan muffin. — Davey Havok
- Red flag of the eating disorder: the muffin. Keep your eye on the ladies with the muffins...and sometimes I'll just eat the… — Janeane Garofalo
- I can't do anything! I can't even have an English muffin! — Dane Cook
- Give me liberty! Or a bran muffin! — Colin Mochrie
- To begin... To begin... How to start? I'm hungry. I should get coffee. Coffee would help me think. Maybe I should write… — Nicolas Cage
- My saddlebags are why Spanx exist! Now that I have a baby I also have a muffin top. — Sara Blakely
- When I came to America, I was really into all the things people eat here. . . . People called me Muffin… — Heidi Klum
- ...what I feel we ought to do at this juncture is to dash off somewhere where it's quiet and there aren't so… — P.G. Wodehouse
- English muffins with avocado is one of my favorite breakfasts. — Mia Hamm
- Whenever I investigate a smell, I find that the answer is always bad. It's never: 'What is that? *sniff* muffins!' — Demetri Martin
- A gluten-free diet still allows you access to almost every fruit and vegetable, a variety of grains and legumes, your pick of… — Daphne Oz