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101 Quotes by Dane Cook

Dane Cook has 101 quotes on this site. A few more worth reading:

When you hand someone a camera, why do they act like you just asked them to dissemble a bomb? They…
Here's how you know that you're really drunk: when you get into a taxi cab and you think the fare…
I can't do anything! I can't even have an English muffin!
I have a new saying, what I see in Vegas, I am telling everybody.
It was peace. Peace is when you would shake the hands of the people around you. And you knew peace…
On stage I am the actor, director and the bouncer all at the same time. Fear does not exist in…
When you're not in love, when you don't have love, everybody you know falls in love on like the same…
There's estrogen running through my veins!
When you don't have love, it is like there's a party going on and everybody was invited except for you…
When you see somebody walking down the street wearing a Superman t-shirt, you just want to shoot them in the…
I was very good at kickball ... I was wonderful at ah doing that kick and your leg goes up…
I say God bless you, I don't say bless you ... I am not the Lord, I can't do that.

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More Funny Quotes

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To be free in an age like ours, one must be in a position of authority. That in itself would… — Hannah Arendt
These are the fifties, you know. The disgusting, posturing fifties. — Hannah Arendt
I'm literally open to any medium that will have me. — J. J. Abrams
We must all make peace so that we can all live in peace. — Jean-Bertrand Aristide
Love is composed of a single soul inhabiting two bodies. — Aristotle
There is no great genius without a mixture of madness. — Aristotle
I hope to make movies that are so small they don't need to make anything to be profitable. — J. J. Abrams
I love recording music. — J. J. Abrams
Hope is the dream of a waking man. — Aristotle
Education is the best provision for old age. — Aristotle
I've had the same friends since I was in kindergarten. — J. J. Abrams
I also have this incredible love for women. — Kevyn Aucoin

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