Drunk When Quotes

18 quotes by 15 authors

I got drunk when I was five. Everybody gets drunk before they're 21. — Fiona Apple
When we drink, we get drunk. When we get drunk, we fall asleep. When we fall asleep, we commit no sin. When we commit no… — Brian O'Rourke
Like other parties of the kind, it was first silent, then talky, then argumentative, then disputatious, then unintelligible, then altogether, then inarticulate, and then drunk.… — Lord Byron
Here's how you know that you're really drunk: when you get into a taxi cab and you think the fare is the time. — Dane Cook
I wanna be drunk when I wake up, on the right side of the wrong bed. — Ed Sheeran
Bottled, was he?" Said Colonel Bantry, with an Englishman's sympathy for alcoholic excess. "Oh, well, can't judge a fellow by what he does when he's… — Agatha Christie
No nation was ever drunk when wine was cheap. — Thomas Jefferson
I'm drunk when it comes to clothes. — Nan Kempner
Life is a drink and you get drunk when you're young. — Paul Weller
I had gone to no such place but to the smoke of cafes and nights when the room whirled and you needed to look at… — Ernest Hemingway
You know you're drunk when you hear Look! That guy's so drunk he can't even walk! coming from a dude in a wheelchair. — Nikhil Saluja
Someone would say that he was drunk when he was aware that something or someone did not deserve him. — Aldyna Threesya
High as fuck, sloppy drunk when I'm passin' through. Rollin' doobies up, yo ho who we pass 'em to. — Wiz Khalifa
High as fuck, sloppy drunk when I'm passin through, rollin' dubies up, yo hoe who we pass em' too. — Wiz Khalifa
The each word typed by him, appears so beautiful, reading his name evokes a current in me,being in love with him is like being drunk… — Senoraroy
I was drunk when I had my picture taken for my drivers license. That way, when the police pulls me over, I don't have to… — Kevin McCarty
13 year olds having sex and getting drunk? When I was 13 I was injecting heroin and had committed my 4th murder, Pussies. — Nikhil Saluja
Was drunk when I wrote that last tweet. — Nikhil Saluja

Who Wrote These Drunk When Quotes

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