"I was drunk when I had my picture……" — Kevin McCarty
"I was drunk when I had my picture taken for my drivers license. That way, when the police pulls me over, I don't have to worry."
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628 Quotes by Kevin McCarty
Kevin McCarty has 628 quotes on this site.
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When I think of the future, I think of my 15 year old son Connor and my 12 year old…
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We don't have to like the same show, we don't have to like the same places, we don't have to…
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You neva kno who is the 1, the 1 your going to make smile, the 1 your going to make…
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Everyone deserves to be loved. Its what you do with the love is what makes the relationship..
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We lost our relationship but we found it again only this time the trust has to be earned back ,…
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The love you hold onto is the love that may come back to you and past relationships.
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We may hate someone's actions, but we really don't hate them. Hating a person is far different from hating what…
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You can't lie then not remember that you lied, and expect for the other person to forget about it. The…
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We all have been in love and all fell out of love... I rather fall in shit then fall in…
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We all make mistakes in a relationship its what we learn from those mistakes to make the relationship work...
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Having a gf/bf should be your best friend. The one you can tell anything too, the one who will be…
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If they love you they will over see the wrongs you did.. While trying to make it work again, we…
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