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• Loners, if you catch them, are well worth the trouble. Not dulled by excess human contact, nor blasé or focused on your… — Anneli Rufus
• Every time a baseball player grabs his crotch, it makes him spit. That's why you should never date a baseball player. — Marsha Warfield
• When I began playing the game, baseball was about as gentlemanly as a kick in the crotch. — Ty Cobb
• The crotch, down where your nuts hang, is always a little too tight. — Lyndon B. Johnson
• We don't need women. There are plenty other things in the world to have sex with, just go to a sexaholics meeting… — Chuck Palahniuk
• Sometimes, when you're this adventurous, you rip the crotch out of your pants. — Josh Gates
• Nowadays you can't tell, watch the crotch, it may swell. — DJ Quik
• I know nothing about hip-hop... There's only so many times you can grab your crotch and prance around stage. I'm gonna get… — Tom Colicchio
• People who speak in metaphors should shampoo my crotch. — Jack Nicholson
• I've seen more intelligence in the crotch lice of harem whores. — Christopher Moore
• Only then did I see. Something was amiss with Patrick's snap-on one piece, or "onesie" as we manly dads like to call… — John Grogan
• All the black leather she needs is the E-Z boy recliner where her love is parked with one of his hands wrapped… — Daphne Gottlieb

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