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- I pointed in the general vicinity of my left ovary, "This is Beam Me Up." Then to my right. "And this is Scotty." Garret chuckled…
- Maybe I needed sensitivity training. I once signed up for an anger management class, but the instructor pissed me off.
- She shook her head then took off again, and I found myself struggling to keep up with her in my bunny slippers. With a sigh,…
- Chocolate and coffee ? Together ? Whoever came up with that combination should have won a Nobel Peace Prize. Or at least a subscription to…
- You introduced me to Danger and Will Robinson, but you neglected to acquaint me with the other two.” “Fine,But you can’t make fun of their…
- Ambulances were cool. “You just want to fondle my extraneous body parts,” I said to the EMT as I picked up a silver gadget that…
- But give up my business? The same business I'd built from the ground up with my own two hands and designer Louis Vuittons? The same…
- I was never really certain why he scared the bejesus out of me. Nothing scared me growing up. I’ve been playing with dead people since…
- Hey, I'm going to Super Dog for a quick bite and to pass along a message from a dead guy to his girlfriend. You should…
- Give it up? Not likely. Besides, what else would I do? I totally should have gone to Hogwart's when I had the chance.
- My powers of persuasion are only as strong as the bullshit I have to back it up. - Charley Davidson
- I know," he said in almost bored contemplation. "My manners suck. I like to chalk it up to a dissatisfying childhood." "I'd chalk it up…
- I've been thinking," Brooklyn said as I gawked at the god sitting next to me, "if you get all lovey-dovey and decide to elope to…
- He's an enigma wrapped up in sensuality padlocked with a dozen chains of desire and topped off with a razor-sharp ribbon of danger. There are…
- Hey, boss. Where are you?” she asked. “I just picked up something to eat. What about professional belly dancers?” “Um, I don’t know, maybe with…
- She reached up and curled her fingers into mine. “He should take you to dinner.” To say that the mere thought horrified me would have…
- You rented the apartment with a dead guy in the corner?” I shrugged. “I wanted the apartment, and I figured I could cover him up…
- Charley talking to Cookie ‘'You know those women in nursing homes that have to be restrained around the clock because they mix up everyones medication…
- What do you want?" "You," he said, his voice lowering an octave. "I want you, Dutch, body and soul. I want you in my bed…
- She blinked at me, then realized I was panicking. Honestly, it was like admitting to murder before being interrogated. “Ms. Davidson,” she began, but I…
- I climbed into Misery and called Uncle Bob. “We hooking up?” “Why does everything out of your mouth make me sound incestuous?” “Um, I wasn’t…
- You take everything onto your shoulders like that guy who holds up the world, and you shouldn’t. You’re not nearly as muscular.
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