"My powers of persuasion are only as strong……" — Darynda Jones

"My powers of persuasion are only as strong as the bullshit I have to back it up. - Charley Davidson"

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248 Quotes by Darynda Jones

Darynda Jones has 248 quotes on this site. A few more worth reading:

The point is, stories can be all lengths. Never underestimate the power of “less is more.
Writing is transcendental. It is a form of expression, a form of art that you can take anywhere. That you…
Try writing an entire story with only a thousand words at your disposal. It’s a terrific lesson in economy and…
I often question my sanity. Occasionally, it replies.
My fore-parts, as you so ineloquently put it, have names.” I pointed to my right breast. “This is Danger.” Then…
I went down like a drunken cowgirl trying to line dance to Metallica.
I pointed in the general vicinity of my left ovary, "This is Beam Me Up." Then to my right. "And…
Oh, and she told me that men want only one thing. And on that note, I must give praise and…
Maybe I needed sensitivity training. I once signed up for an anger management class, but the instructor pissed me off.
If I couldn't be a good example, I'd just have to be a horrible warning.
Genius has its limitations. Insanity...not so much" -Bumper Sticker
I have three words for you," EMT Guy said. "Possible internal bleeding." I turned back to him. "Don't you think…

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In the 'bullshit department' a businessman can't hold a candle to a clergyman. — George Carlin
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Develop a built-in bullshit detector. — Ernest Hemingway
Men, this stuff that some sources sling around about America wanting out of this war, not wanting to fight, is… — George S. Patton
Sorry, I'm allergic to bullshit. — Will Smith
I like to read the bible in public places where people are watching me read it. And I like to… — Zach Galifianakis
Bullshit is unavoidable when circumstances require someone to talk without knowing what he is talking about. Thus, the production of… — Harry Frankfurt
People think life is real complicated. Actually, there's nothing to it. Once you leave out all the bullshit they teach… — George Carlin
People bullshit and fakeness are the main reasons why I like to be alone. — Megan Fox

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