Charley Davidson Quotes

9 quotes by 1 authors

• Apparently, this really was Kill Charley Davidson Week. Or at least Horribly Maim Her.... It would probably never get government recognition, though, destined to be… — Darynda Jones
• But give up my business? The same business I'd built from the ground up with my own two hands and designer Louis Vuittons? The same… — Darynda Jones
• A sheriff arrested me. I could be mistaken, but I'm pretty sure my men-in-uniform fetish began that day. The sheriff was hot. And he handcuffed… — Darynda Jones
• I had yet to be a mother, but I would have thought it difficult to forget something it took thirty-seven hours of excruciating pain to… — Darynda Jones
• My calculations - allowing for a 12 percent margin of error, based on the radius of the corresponding confidence interval and the surgeon general's warning… — Darynda Jones
• My powers of persuasion are only as strong as the bullshit I have to back it up. - Charley Davidson — Darynda Jones
• Amber, you could never embarrass me." "Never?" she asked. "Never." "One time, I yelled across the store to Mom and asked her if she wanted… — Darynda Jones
• How would you like your eggs?" I tried. I really did. But I glanced at his crotch and it came out anyway. "Fertilized? — Darynda Jones
• I have depth. I've read Proust. No, wait, that was Pooh. Winnie the Pooh. My bad" Charley Davidson. — Darynda Jones

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• 9 Charley Davidson Quotes by Darynda Jones