"Apparently, this really was Kill Charley Davidson Week.……" — Darynda Jones
"Apparently, this really was Kill Charley Davidson Week. Or at least Horribly Maim Her.... It would probably never get government recognition, though, destined to be underappreciated like Halloween or Thesaurus Day."
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Darynda Jones
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248 Quotes by Darynda Jones
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The point is, stories can be all lengths. Never underestimate the power of “less is more.
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Writing is transcendental. It is a form of expression, a form of art that you can take anywhere. That you…
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Try writing an entire story with only a thousand words at your disposal. It’s a terrific lesson in economy and…
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I often question my sanity. Occasionally, it replies.
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My fore-parts, as you so ineloquently put it, have names.” I pointed to my right breast. “This is Danger.” Then…
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I went down like a drunken cowgirl trying to line dance to Metallica.
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I pointed in the general vicinity of my left ovary, "This is Beam Me Up." Then to my right. "And…
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Oh, and she told me that men want only one thing. And on that note, I must give praise and…
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Maybe I needed sensitivity training. I once signed up for an anger management class, but the instructor pissed me off.
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If I couldn't be a good example, I'd just have to be a horrible warning.
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Genius has its limitations. Insanity...not so much" -Bumper Sticker
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I have three words for you," EMT Guy said. "Possible internal bleeding." I turned back to him. "Don't you think…
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In 1765, Parliament passed the Stamp Act, which, as any American high school student can tell you, was an act…
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I find it difficult to judge myself, but people say that I have become a bit more socially acceptable over…
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Men long for an afterlife in which there apparently is nothing to do but delight in heaven's wonders.
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Apparently we love our own cell phones but we hate everyone else's.
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Body language is a very powerful tool. We had body language before we had speech, and apparently, 80% of what…
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Apparently there are some Democratic leaders in the Senate that are running for office who now believe in tax cuts.
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The Silurian Period-the grandest of all the Periods,-and, as yet, apparently the seed-time of all succeeding life.
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According to the teaching of our Lord, what is wrong with the world is precisely that it does not believe…
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Once you make the unequivocal internal commitment to do something - when you absolutely know this is the time and…
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