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- I often question my sanity. Occasionally, it replies.
- If I couldn't be a good example, I'd just have to be a horrible warning.
- She's like a hurricane on crystal meth.
- I could be irksome when I put my left ventricle into it.
- This is one Fruit Loop beyond certifiable.
- It isn’t the fall that will kill you, but the sudden stop.
- See you in a few. Hold down the fort, Mr. Wong!
- Whatever makes your balloon red, Swopes.
- You’re just using me for my body.” “You don’t have a body,” I’d remind him. “Throw that in my face.” “Technically, you don’t have a…
- You were the one who hit me on the roof? I hit you on the jaw. We just happened to be on a roof at…
- Come here often?' I asked instead, humoring no one but myself. So it was totally worth it.
- I stood and walked around the desk so I could stand over him. Menacingly. Like Darth Vader, only with better lung capacity.
- There is nothing to fear but fear itself. And spiders. ~Bumper sticker~
- Where am I going and why am I in this handbasket? ~Bumper sticker~
- God I loved Sammy. I’d considered marrying him, but his wife got upset when I asked for his hand.
- The police never find it as funny as you do.-T-Shirt
- I strode toward Mr. Coffee with lust in my eyes. We'd had a thing for quite some time now Mr. Coffee and I...
- When fighting clowns, always go for the juggler.
- Somebody has to be sane during regular business hours, and it's not going to be me, missy.
- This place is like crazy on crackers.
- I'd have a longer attention span if there weren't so many shiny things.
- There is a great need for a sarcasm font.
- Mistakes were made. Others were blamed.
- I chose the road less traveled. Now I'm lost.
- An integral part of any best friend's job is to immediately clear your computer history if you die.
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- This is the precept by which I have lived: Prepare for the worst; expect the best; and take what comes. — Hannah Arendt
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- By its very nature the beautiful is isolated from everything else. From beauty no road leads to reality. — Hannah Arendt
- To be free in an age like ours, one must be in a position of authority. That in itself would be enough… — Hannah Arendt
- Action without a name, a who attached to it, is meaningless. — Hannah Arendt
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- Perugia is my true fatherland because there I grew to manhood. — Pietro Aretino
- I want to do what I want when I want to do it not be dictated to by audiences. — Dario Argento
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- In Italy the censor is very old and there are many judges and psychiatrists who analyse you. — Dario Argento