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- Loners, if you catch them, are well worth the trouble. Not dulled by excess human contact, nor blasé or focused on your… — Anneli Rufus
- Every time a baseball player grabs his crotch, it makes him spit. That's why you should never date a baseball player. — Marsha Warfield
- When I began playing the game, baseball was about as gentlemanly as a kick in the crotch. — Ty Cobb
- We don't need women. There are plenty other things in the world to have sex with, just go to a sexaholics meeting… — Chuck Palahniuk
- (His heart clenched as she made a kissing noise to him then handed the phone back to Vane. Gods, how he loved… — Sherrilyn Kenyon
- The crotch, down where your nuts hang, is always a little too tight. — Lyndon B. Johnson
- Sometimes, when you're this adventurous, you rip the crotch out of your pants. — Josh Gates
- Nowadays you can't tell, watch the crotch, it may swell. — DJ Quik