Crotch Quotes

39 quotes by 36 authors

The quickest way to a woman's crotch is through her gullet. Can I make you a cake?" Big Al to Pierce, then Rachel. — Kim Harrison
Women, fire in their crotch, won't burn out, begin by fighting off pricks, end by going wild hunting for one that still works. — John Updike
I saw myself sitting in the crotch of this fig tree, starving to death, just because I couldn't make up my mind which of the… — Sylvia Plath
What all the ads and whorescopes seemed to imply was that if only you took proper care of your smells, your hair, your boobs, your… — Erica Jong
Contrary to what you believe, the earth does not revolve around the desires of your crotch. — Carlos Ruiz Zafon
They hired us over the Internet, mailed us half the cash and promised the other half after we nailed the vampire." I lowered Grief until… — Jennifer Rardin
Boot the grime of this world in the crotch dear. — Steven Morrissey
How would you like your eggs?" I tried. I really did. But I glanced at his crotch and it came out anyway. "Fertilized? — Darynda Jones
There are only two reasons why you'd stare at your crotch with a smile on your face when driving; neither one of them is legal. — Christopher Abraham
Best way to forget someone or something? slam your crotch into a tree. you'll be to worried about your crotch instead of missing someone. — Patience
Trick or treat ? The treat is my crotch monster ! — Francis Bonnefoy
What all the ads and all the whoreoscopes seemed to imply was that if only you were narcissistic enough, if only you took proper care… — Erica Jong
When I saw Buddy Holly play in 1958, I was there looking for girls. At that age, you want to get laid. I saw this… — Motorhead
I can do it like a brother, do it like a dude. Grab my crotch wear my hat low like you. — Jessie J
I wish I was really short, so I could hide under your legs, and bite your crotch when you piss me off. — Lindsey Correa
My pants in Star Wars were constantly splitting right up the crotch. I had to jump around and do all sorts of things, and the… — Hayden Christensen
When you're looking at nuclear Armageddon and global warming, a good crotch hit is like a cool breeze on a hot summer day. — Tom Bergeron
So your name is Will, But you don't call your crotch The Willderness, then what the fuck? — Nikhil Saluja
How long again before some genius invent a phone that you can stick your tongue out and kiss or lick the other person you call?… — Glen Rambharack

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