Christopher Moore Quotes

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• Action based on hope just felt better than the paralysis of certainty.
• San Francisco is a breathtakingly beautiful city, with lots of great contrasts between dark and light, often overlapping each other. It's a great setting for…
• As much as I encourage communication with my readers, I don't want reviews from them, simply because I don't need to be hamstrung in the…
• The fact that 'A Dirty Job' has comedy and supernatural horror in it, that both are woven in and out of it with a whimsical…
• I wanted a trumpet concerto that reflected Native American music because, well, there aren't any. I looked around for one but couldn't find anything. So…
• For me, 'Lamb' started out as a further exploration of the phenomenon of faith and the responsibility of a messiah that I touched on in…
• You're trying to be tricky. What's morality?" "It's the difference between what's right and what you can rationalize." "Must be a human thing." "Exactly.
• Only cops and vampires have to have an invitation to enter.
• If you have come to these pages for laughter, may you find it. If you are here to be offended, may your ire rise and…
• People, generally, suck.
• Oh, I get it," I said. "It's a parable. Cute. Let's go eat.
• Christmas crept into Pine Cove like a creeping Christmas thing: dragging garland, ribbon, and sleigh bells, oozing eggnog, reeking of pine, and threatening festive doom…
• You think you know how this story is going to end, but you don't.
• Stop," I said. "Please do not further endorken yourself to me. You have great hair and a car that is most fly, and you have…
• It's like time travel only, you know, slower...
• Actually, orcas aren't quite as complex as scientists imagine. Most killer whales are just four tons of doofus dressed up like a police car.
• Not unlike the toaster, I control darkness.
• Don't be ridiculous, Charlie, people love the parents who beat their kids in department stores. It's the ones who just let their kids wreak havoc…
• He invented Kung Fu when translated to English means method by which short, bald guys can kick the bejeezus out of you.
• Mr. Fresh looked up. "The book says if we don't do our jobs everything could go dark, become like the Underworld. I don't know what…

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