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- The fact that 'A Dirty Job' has comedy and supernatural horror in it, that both are woven in and out of it with a whimsical…
- For me, 'Lamb' started out as a further exploration of the phenomenon of faith and the responsibility of a messiah that I touched on in…
- He invented Kung Fu when translated to English means method by which short, bald guys can kick the bejeezus out of you.
- Mr. Fresh looked up. "The book says if we don't do our jobs everything could go dark, become like the Underworld. I don't know what…
- For a while he'd tried molding himself into the tragic Romantic hero, brooding and staring clench-jawed off into space as he composed dark verse in…
- Last time I really got to know myself it turned out there was a whole gang of bitches in there to deal with. I felt…
- It turns out that one can perpetrate all manner of heinous villainy under a cloak of courtesy and good cheer. . .a man will forfeit…
- You want me and I want you. right?" Who did she think she was? You can't just go around blurting out the truth like a…
- Even a mentally challenged shark would figure out that sea turtles did not wear boxer shorts printed in flying piggies, and no sea turtle would…
- Next out of the hall came the sisters and their husbands. Before I could say anything, the captain had clamped his hand over my mouth…
- Yo, yo, yo, check it out," said PJ, with enough hand gestures that any deaf person watching would have thought he had ASL Tourette's syndrome
- Charlie had Sophie strapped to his chest like a terrorist baby bomb when he came down the back steps. She had just gotten to the…
- One of them hissed-not the hiss of a cat, a long, steady tone-more like the hiss of air escaping the rubber raft that is all…
- As a teacher of fourth-graders in a public school, where corporal punishement was not allowed, she had years of violence stored up and was, truth…
- Foul and magical fumes bubbled out of the kettle, like the flatulence of a dragon on a demon-only diet.
- Kayso, it turns out that driving an actual car is way harder than it is in 'Grand Theft Auto: Zombie Hooker Smackdown.
- ... but to remain historically accurate, I would have had to leave out an important question that I felt needed to be addressed, which is,…
- And I'll have you know that if you hurt my son again, if he so much as sighs sadly over his coffee, I will hire…
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