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- If you have come to these pages for laughter, may you find it. If you are here to be offended, may your ire rise and…
- Oh, I would while away the hours, Wanking in the flowers, my heart all full of song, I'd be gliding all the lilies as I…
- She knew it should bother her more, being evil and all, but after she put on a little mascara and some lipstick and poured herself…
- He wanted her to experience all the glorious cheese of life.
- Last time I really got to know myself it turned out there was a whole gang of bitches in there to deal with. I felt…
- It turns out that one can perpetrate all manner of heinous villainy under a cloak of courtesy and good cheer. . .a man will forfeit…
- I love you above all things, even pie.
- I've got to think that that was unethical," Joshua said. "Josh, faking demonic possession is like a mustard seed." "How is it like a mustard…
- Stephenie Meyer: Her vampires are sparkly, which I think we can all agree is wrong.
- It was watching Madeline Alby eat cheese with every ounce of her being, like it was the first and best time, that made him realize…
- I could stand on my head and flick the bean right there at the dinner table and my mom would be all, "Honey, Christmas is…
- What is your name?" asked Lear. Caius," said Kent. And whence do you hail?" From Bonking, sire." Well, yes, lad, as do we all," said…
- After all the evidence is in--after you've run all the facts by everything you know--and you're still lost, you have to do some things on…
- One of them hissed-not the hiss of a cat, a long, steady tone-more like the hiss of air escaping the rubber raft that is all…
- All fear comes from trying to see the future, Biff. If you know what is coming, you aren't afraid.
- If they'd been dogs, they would have all been in the yard eating grass and trying to yak up whatever was making them feel so…
- All killer whales are named Kevin. You knew that, right?
- You were supposed to empathize with your friend's problem, but they were, after all, your friend's problems...
- Like looking down on a lubricious chess set, isn't it? The king moves in tiny steps, with no direction, like a drunkard trying to avoid…
- Diogenes carried a bowl with him for years, but one day saw a man drinking from his cupped palm and declared, ‘I have been a…
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- . . . a basic law: the more you practice the art of thankfulness, the more you have to be thankful for.… — Norman Vincent Peale
- Democracy arises out of the notion that those who are equal in any respect are equal in all respects; because men are… — Aristotle
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- All human actions have one or more of these seven causes: chance, nature, compulsions, habit, reason, passion, desire. — Aristotle
- No cause is left but the most ancient of all, the one, in fact, that from the beginning of our history has… — Hannah Arendt
- I realize my mistake when I lost you in the crowd. I felt the pain n loneliness when I lost you. U… — Anurag Prakash Ray
- Wise people, even though all laws were abolished, would still lead the same life. — Aristophanes