"Kayso, it turns out that driving an actual……" — Christopher Moore
"Kayso, it turns out that driving an actual car is way harder than it is in 'Grand Theft Auto: Zombie Hooker Smackdown."
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197 Quotes by Christopher Moore
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Action based on hope just felt better than the paralysis of certainty.
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San Francisco is a breathtakingly beautiful city, with lots of great contrasts between dark and light, often overlapping each other.…
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As much as I encourage communication with my readers, I don't want reviews from them, simply because I don't need…
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The fact that 'A Dirty Job' has comedy and supernatural horror in it, that both are woven in and out…
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I wanted a trumpet concerto that reflected Native American music because, well, there aren't any. I looked around for one…
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For me, 'Lamb' started out as a further exploration of the phenomenon of faith and the responsibility of a messiah…
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You're trying to be tricky. What's morality?" "It's the difference between what's right and what you can rationalize." "Must be…
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Only cops and vampires have to have an invitation to enter.
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If you have come to these pages for laughter, may you find it. If you are here to be offended,…
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People, generally, suck.
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Oh, I get it," I said. "It's a parable. Cute. Let's go eat.
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Christmas crept into Pine Cove like a creeping Christmas thing: dragging garland, ribbon, and sleigh bells, oozing eggnog, reeking of…
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The fatigue produced on the muscles of the human frame does not altogether depend on the actual force employed in…
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Where do we say that a cell became a blade of grass, which became a starfish, which became a cat,…
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The Canadian run can be no different, at least in terms of actual running.
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Fishing is boring, unless you catch an actual fish, and then it is disgusting.
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I do love to eavesdrop. It's inspirational, not only for subject matter but for actual dialogue, the way people talk.
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Percentage margins don't matter. What matters always is dollar margins: the actual dollar amount. Companies are valued not on their…
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It is evident that skepticism, while it makes no actual change in man, always makes him feel better.
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Sure, I suffered a lot. But it's not like the end of the world and it's not who I am.…
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I've thought for the last decade or so, the only actual place raw truth was seeping through in newspapers was…
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The importance to the writer of first writing must be out of all proportion of the actual value of what…
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Congress acknowledged that society's accumulated myths and fears about disability and disease are as handicapping as are the physical limitations…
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You don't want flame to hit your food. Flame is bad. Flame does nasty things to food. It makes soot…
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