"Only cops and vampires have to have an…" — Christopher Moore

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• Yeah, I know, some people are against drunk driving, and I call those people 'the cops.' But you know, sometimes,… — Dave Attell
• Civilization is a youth with a molotov cocktail in his hand. Culture is the Soviet tank or L.A. cop that… — Edward Abbey
• It seems that the only gun violence some leftists approve of is gun violence aimed at cops and other groups… — Gary Bauer
• I'd love to do a cop film in America. That's a genre I absolutely adore. — Danny Boyle
• Never quit. It is the easiest cop-out in the world. Set a goal and don't quit until you attain it.… — Bear Bryant
• Elvis was the only man from Northeast Mississippi who could shake his hips and still be loved by rednecks, cops,… — Jimmy Buffett
• In the middle of the night, when you're ambiguously ethnic, like me, when you're brown, beige, mauve, siena, one of… — Sherman Alexie
• The Nixon administration kept a nasty eye on our show... Cops would come by - often just in time to… — Dick Cavett
• If the cops didn't see it, I didn't do it! — George Carlin
• Let's face it.., our current [immigration control] system is like a busy intersection without a traffic cop: sure there are… — Ronald Reagan
• Message to all rioters: put down your brick, put away the spray paint, and leave the cop cars alone; you're… — Jim Rome
• I used to drink, I did. I had to quit. Man, I was an embarrassing drunk. I'd get pulled over… — Bill Hicks

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