Cops Quotes

278 quotes by 238 authors

Yeah, I know, some people are against drunk driving, and I call those people 'the cops.' But you know, sometimes, you've just got no choice;… — Dave Attell
It seems that the only gun violence some leftists approve of is gun violence aimed at cops and other groups they see as oppressive or… — Gary Bauer
Elvis was the only man from Northeast Mississippi who could shake his hips and still be loved by rednecks, cops, and hippies. — Jimmy Buffett
In the middle of the night, when you're ambiguously ethnic, like me, when you're brown, beige, mauve, siena, one of those lighter browns in the… — Sherman Alexie
The Nixon administration kept a nasty eye on our show... Cops would come by - often just in time to see the act they wanted… — Dick Cavett
If the cops didn't see it, I didn't do it! — George Carlin
I used to drink, I did. I had to quit. Man, I was an embarrassing drunk. I'd get pulled over by the cops, I'd be… — Bill Hicks
If somebody's gonna smoke a joint in their house and not do anybody else any harm, then perhaps there are other things that our cops… — Sarah Palin
I got moxie, I'm so damn cocky. Industry tried to block me like cops and paparazzi. — Lauryn Hill
In America today you can murder land for private profit. You can leave the corpse for all to see, and nobody calls the cops. — Paul Brooks
We shall never understand the natural environment until we see it as a living organism. Land can be healthy or sick, fertile or barren, rich… — Paul Brooks
I've never been arrested. I've been stopped, searched and had a gun put to my head by the Chicago cops. — Tim Meadows
I always get scared of traffic cops when I'm driving, like I freak out even when I'm not doing anything wrong. I still think they're… — Leelee Sobieski
And eat lots of mints, it fools the cops. — Greg Proops
I either play cops or criminals - I'm either on the right side of the law or the wrong side. I gravitate toward edgier material… — Marg Helgenberger
Always talk to God, never listen to the cops. — Lil Wayne
It is a different genre - a show about something other than doctors, lawyers and cops. Teachers are something completely different. I think it makes… — Chi McBride
I had a problem with cops pulling me over all the time for speeding. When I was doing Hill Street Blues, the cops said how… — Jennifer Tilly
Iâ€™ve made upwards of a million bucks in the cops and robbers business. — Broderick Crawford
If we were a dog and God owned us, the cops would come and take us away. — Bill Maher

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