Cops Quotes
278 quotes by 238 authors
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Yeah, I know, some people are against drunk driving, and I call those people 'the cops.' But you know, sometimes, you've just got no choice;…
— Dave Attell
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It seems that the only gun violence some leftists approve of is gun violence aimed at cops and other groups they see as oppressive or…
— Gary Bauer
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Elvis was the only man from Northeast Mississippi who could shake his hips and still be loved by rednecks, cops, and hippies.
— Jimmy Buffett
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In the middle of the night, when you're ambiguously ethnic, like me, when you're brown, beige, mauve, siena, one of those lighter browns in the…
— Sherman Alexie
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The Nixon administration kept a nasty eye on our show... Cops would come by - often just in time to see the act they wanted…
— Dick Cavett
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If the cops didn't see it, I didn't do it!
— George Carlin
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I used to drink, I did. I had to quit. Man, I was an embarrassing drunk. I'd get pulled over by the cops, I'd be…
— Bill Hicks
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If somebody's gonna smoke a joint in their house and not do anybody else any harm, then perhaps there are other things that our cops…
— Sarah Palin
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I got moxie, I'm so damn cocky. Industry tried to block me like cops and paparazzi.
— Lauryn Hill
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In America today you can murder land for private profit. You can leave the corpse for all to see, and nobody calls the cops.
— Paul Brooks
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We shall never understand the natural environment until we see it as a living organism. Land can be healthy or sick, fertile or barren, rich…
— Paul Brooks
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I've never been arrested. I've been stopped, searched and had a gun put to my head by the Chicago cops.
— Tim Meadows
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I always get scared of traffic cops when I'm driving, like I freak out even when I'm not doing anything wrong. I still think they're…
— Leelee Sobieski
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And eat lots of mints, it fools the cops.
— Greg Proops
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I either play cops or criminals - I'm either on the right side of the law or the wrong side. I gravitate toward edgier material…
— Marg Helgenberger
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Always talk to God, never listen to the cops.
— Lil Wayne
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It is a different genre - a show about something other than doctors, lawyers and cops. Teachers are something completely different. I think it makes…
— Chi McBride
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I had a problem with cops pulling me over all the time for speeding. When I was doing Hill Street Blues, the cops said how…
— Jennifer Tilly
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I’ve made upwards of a million bucks in the cops and robbers business.
— Broderick Crawford
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If we were a dog and God owned us, the cops would come and take us away.
— Bill Maher
Who Wrote These Cops Quotes
238 authors contributed a total of 278 Cops Quotes, led by these top contributors: