Cops Quotes
278 quotes by 232 authors
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My mom went to jail a few days before my birthday and my birthday is on November 8th my sister is in rehab she gained…
— Unknown Author
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I want to go into Dunkin' Donuts for some coffee but it's full of cops. Cops liking donuts is getting old. They should like something…
— Merle Anthony Rowland
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Using a condom Is like wearing your seatbelt. You don't wear it for traffic cops but for your own good.
— Thulani Dube
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Black Privilege is a unearned right given to black americans and they were taught to ignore it so it wouldn't cause any more damage to…
— Daryl Jones
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I'm on TV!Oh Shit!First Cops, now this!I'm gonna be a Star,Son!
— LilMoco
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After years of research in multiple locations with pot smokers of various ages, I've concluded that: 1. Some pot smokers are smart. 2. Some pot…
— Topher
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Please don't go or else I will have to make a report to the cops...you stole my heart..
— Celestine
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I prefer popcorn over cop porn.
— Rock Cowles
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We drove right past That no trespassing sign Sat on the tailgate And watched the planes take off Thought we had all night There was…
— Sam Hunt
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Sinis thoughts Will win this with shots To the witness and cops Your on my hit list till your body drops
— Jonathan Croft
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The phone ringing and ringing but no one picking up hoping my mom gets this message of what the world is bringing more guns and…
— Jonathan Croft
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I must tell you, I haven't done the drug problem that is faced by cops and people on the border. It's a hard show to…
— Aaron Spelling
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& I will never stop, like I'm runnin' from the cops
— Lil Wayne
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You know the cops don't like us because they wanna rock just like us
— Lil Wayne
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Mmmmmmmmmm....You can almost smell the burning pork...Hey you ever thrown rocks at cops?
— Tre Cool
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Old friends you grew up with really can't trust em' and the cops is watching you so you really can't bust em'
— Lil B
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I went from the pot with cocoa, To the block with cocoa, To gettin' locked, catchin' a charge dealin' wit the cops and cocoa, Now…
— Juelz Santana
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Police come around don't nobody say nothin. And you be with the cops, You niggas is McLovin.
— Unknown Author
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Now I'm in the back of the paddy wagon. While this cops bragging about the nigga he's jackin.
— Ace Hood
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One time, she got me so mad, we got into a fist fight. You know how you know when you lost a fight to your…
— Kevin Hart
Who Wrote These Cops Quotes
232 authors contributed a total of 278 Cops Quotes, led by these top contributors: