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Cops Quotes by Daniel J. Goor
- One thing I would say is real cops have real gallows senses of humor and make incredibly funny and inappropriate jokes in the presence of…
- If we were making a cop comedy about bad cops or cops who were comically bad at the jobs, then the jokes would be more…
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- You guys called the cops to get your frisbee out of the pond? Is this really a police matter? -Schmidt — 21 Jump Street
- NEVER TALK TO THE COPS I DON'T SPEAK PIG!!! I TURN THE PENNEY TO A MOTHERF*UCKING JANET JACKSONS TELL THE BITCHES THAT… — SHAWNTEEL
- In the middle of the night, when you're ambiguously ethnic, like me, when you're brown, beige, mauve, siena, one of those lighter… — Sherman Alexie
- If somebody's gonna smoke a joint in their house and not do anybody else any harm, then perhaps there are other things… — Sarah Palin
- We shall never understand the natural environment until we see it as a living organism. Land can be healthy or sick, fertile… — Paul Brooks
- I've made a career over the last seventeen years of mostly playing men in uniform, especially cops. The one thing for an… — Benjamin Bratt
- Lawyers on TV always tell their clients not to say anything. The cops say that thing: 'Anything you say will be used… — Laurie Halse Anderson
- Houston is a cruel, crazy town on a filthy river in East Texas with no zoning laws and a culture of sex,… — Hunter S. Thompson