Cops Quotes

278 quotes by 238 authors

Policemen and security guards wear hats with a peak that comes down low over their eyes. Apparently this is for psychological reasons. Eyebrows are very… — Banksy
I myself feel that our country, for whose Constitution I fought in a just war, might as well have been invaded by Martians and body… — Kurt Vonnegut
If you're looking to get silly, you better go back to from where you came. because the cops don't need you and man they expect… — Bob Dylan
Society had a crime problem. It hired cops to attack crime. Now society has a cop problem. — Tom Robbins
There was a time when I liked a good riot. Put on some heavy old street clothes that could stand a bit of sidewalk-scraping, infect… — Warren Ellis
believe that you've had most of your important memories by the time you're thirty. After that, memory becomes water overflowing into an already full cup.… — Douglas Coupland
You're going to find this hard to believe, but cops aren't required to carry emergency condoms." Joe Morelli — Janet Evanovich
Murder is such a charged word. You know how some people fixate and won't let things go? They're called cops. — Tim Dorsey
My father was in the kitchen putting a new washer in the kitchen faucet. He looked relieved to see Morelli standing in the hallway. He'd… — Janet Evanovich
...Right now there's a pair of bad cops on their way out here to shoot me." "You don't know that." "Yeah, you're right," Stranahan said.… — Carl Hiaasen
Hey,â€ Shane said from the other side of the bars. â€œTrade you cigarettes for a chocolate bar.â€ Funny,â€ Eve said. She was almost back to… — Rachel Caine
Murphy hung up and I said, to the still-open line, "Hey, if you've got someone watching my place, could you call the cops if anyone… — Jim Butcher
Donâ€™t you have something to do? (Sin) If not for the fact it would result in your breaking every bone in my body and making… — Sherrilyn Kenyon
Where are the cops when you need them? (Nick) Probably eating beignets. As the old saying goes, when seconds count, the police are just minutes… — Sherrilyn Kenyon
Most investigators don't even know what the word means. You stop the cops from using informants and the only crimes they'd ever solve would be… — Andrew Vachss
I do not know if all cops are poets, but I know that all cops carry guns with triggers. — Ralph Ellison
You better get over here with my car,â€ Grandad says. â€œBefore I call the cops and tell them you stole it.â€ â€œSorry,â€ I say contritely.… — Holly Black
Rita folded her arms around herself and peered up at me. â€œIf youâ€™d asked me three months ago Iâ€™d have said you were hitting the… — C.E. Murphy
Plus her mom was so awesome. She was strict about some thingsâ€”donâ€™t leave your socks lying aroundâ€”but so not strict about other things, like calling… — James Patterson
His idea of traffic safety is going too fast for the cops to catch up. — Mira Grant

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