Cop Quotes

447 quotes by 363 authors

Yeah, I know, some people are against drunk driving, and I call those people 'the cops.' But you know, sometimes, you've just got no choice;… — Dave Attell
Civilization is a youth with a molotov cocktail in his hand. Culture is the Soviet tank or L.A. cop that guns him down. — Edward Abbey
It seems that the only gun violence some leftists approve of is gun violence aimed at cops and other groups they see as oppressive or… — Gary Bauer
I'd love to do a cop film in America. That's a genre I absolutely adore. — Danny Boyle
Never quit. It is the easiest cop-out in the world. Set a goal and don't quit until you attain it. When you do attain it,… — Bear Bryant
Elvis was the only man from Northeast Mississippi who could shake his hips and still be loved by rednecks, cops, and hippies. — Jimmy Buffett
In the middle of the night, when you're ambiguously ethnic, like me, when you're brown, beige, mauve, siena, one of those lighter browns in the… — Sherman Alexie
The Nixon administration kept a nasty eye on our show... Cops would come by - often just in time to see the act they wanted… — Dick Cavett
If the cops didn't see it, I didn't do it! — George Carlin
Let's face it.., our current [immigration control] system is like a busy intersection without a traffic cop: sure there are laws on the books, but… — Ronald Reagan
Message to all rioters: put down your brick, put away the spray paint, and leave the cop cars alone; you're acting like soccer fans! It's… — Jim Rome
I used to drink, I did. I had to quit. Man, I was an embarrassing drunk. I'd get pulled over by the cops, I'd be… — Bill Hicks
If somebody's gonna smoke a joint in their house and not do anybody else any harm, then perhaps there are other things that our cops… — Sarah Palin
I got moxie, I'm so damn cocky. Industry tried to block me like cops and paparazzi. — Lauryn Hill
Nominally a great age of scientific inquiry, ours has become an age of superstition about the infallibility of science; of almost mystical faith in its… — Louis Kronenberger
Faith is the great cop-out, the great excuse to evade the need to think... — Richard Dawkins
In America today you can murder land for private profit. You can leave the corpse for all to see, and nobody calls the cops. — Paul Brooks
Writing is a cop-out. An excuse to live perpetually in fantasy land, where you can create, direct and watch the products of your own head.… — Monica Dickens
We shall never understand the natural environment until we see it as a living organism. Land can be healthy or sick, fertile or barren, rich… — Paul Brooks
The greatest admission a human can make is that perhaps he does not have the intelligence, the vision, the grasp to fully understand the universe,… — Neal Asher

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