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Cop Quotes by Janet Evanovich
- I go to bars and restaurants, and I sit and I eavesdrop on people and I watch people in shopping centers and, you know, I…
- You're going to find this hard to believe, but cops aren't required to carry emergency condoms." Joe Morelli
- My father was in the kitchen putting a new washer in the kitchen faucet. He looked relieved to see Morelli standing in the hallway. He'd…
- Morelli beeped his truck unlocked. “If you’re looking for your rent-a-cop, I told Ranger you’d be with me this morning.” “Did he make you take…
- You can run, but you can't hide, Cupcake." Morelli said. "I'll find you." "You are such a cop." "Tell me about it.
More Cop Quotes
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- It seems that the only gun violence some leftists approve of is gun violence aimed at cops and other groups they see… — Gary Bauer
- I'd love to do a cop film in America. That's a genre I absolutely adore. — Danny Boyle
- Never quit. It is the easiest cop-out in the world. Set a goal and don't quit until you attain it. When you… — Bear Bryant
- Elvis was the only man from Northeast Mississippi who could shake his hips and still be loved by rednecks, cops, and hippies. — Jimmy Buffett
- In the middle of the night, when you're ambiguously ethnic, like me, when you're brown, beige, mauve, siena, one of those lighter… — Sherman Alexie
- The Nixon administration kept a nasty eye on our show... Cops would come by - often just in time to see the… — Dick Cavett
- If the cops didn't see it, I didn't do it! — George Carlin
- Let's face it.., our current [immigration control] system is like a busy intersection without a traffic cop: sure there are laws on… — Ronald Reagan
- Message to all rioters: put down your brick, put away the spray paint, and leave the cop cars alone; you're acting like… — Jim Rome
- I used to drink, I did. I had to quit. Man, I was an embarrassing drunk. I'd get pulled over by the… — Bill Hicks