Christopher Moore Quotes

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• Tommy had felt alone in a crowd before, even inferior to everyone in a crowd, but now he felt, well, different. It wasn't just the…
• Oh, I would while away the hours, Wanking in the flowers, my heart all full of song, I'd be gliding all the lilies as I…
• It's hard for me, a Jew, to stay in the moment. Without the past, where is the guilt? And without the future, where is the…
• Charlie Asher: Mrs. Ling, is that duck wearing trousers? Mrs. Ling: Could be . . . . You hear of paper-wrap chicken? This duck in…
• . . . You seem upset, Charlie. Is something wrong? Charlie: No, no, I’m okay, I just had to take directions from a mute beaver…
• . . . And so Charlie Asher . . . led an army of fourteen-inch-tall bundles of animal bits, armed with everything from knitting needles…
• I think I'm what they call a never-was.
• I think there was always some scrawny dreamer sitting at the edge of the firelight, who had the ability to imagine dangers, to look into…
• I've won Satan's lottery.
• You sure about this writer thing son?
• She doesn't understand that a writer is a special creature--that I'm different from everyone else. I'm not saying I'm superior to other people, just more…
• He was a writer and words were his weapons.
• I know that even now, having watched enough television, you probably won't even refer to them as lepers so as to spare their feelings. You…
• She's so small, yet she contains so much evil.
• I can be most colorful and inventive when I am angry.
• The netherworld is timeless and unchanging, and boring -- much like a doctor's waiting room.
• The prospect of change is a many-fanged beast, my dear.
• I've seen more intelligence in the crotch lice of harem whores.
• For a while he'd tried molding himself into the tragic Romantic hero, brooding and staring clench-jawed off into space as he composed dark verse in…
• She knew it should bother her more, being evil and all, but after she put on a little mascara and some lipstick and poured herself…

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