Christopher Moore Quotes

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• That's the scary thing about hope," she said. "If you let it go too long it turns into faith.
• In fact, he sorely hoped that it would happen, because otherwise, the world made no sense, there was no justice, and life was just a…
• One of them hissed-not the hiss of a cat, a long, steady tone-more like the hiss of air escaping the rubber raft that is all…
• Only by being prepared for your death can you ever truly live.
• Lonliness evaporated off of them like the steam off dry ice, and by morning it was just a cloud on the ceiling of the room,…
• Children see magic because they look for it.
• It's wildly irritating to have invented something as revolutionary as sarcasm, only to have it abused by amateurs.
• That's the difference between irony and sarcasm. Irony can be spontaneous, while sarcasm requires volition. You have to create sarcasm.
• Like most Beta Males, he didn't realize that being a good guy was not necessarily an attraction to women.
• It's very difficult to stay angry when a room full of bald guys in orange robes start giggling. Buddhism.
• All fear comes from trying to see the future, Biff. If you know what is coming, you aren't afraid.
• He has the attention span of a hummingbird.
• Compliment but do not covet.
• If they'd been dogs, they would have all been in the yard eating grass and trying to yak up whatever was making them feel so…
• It's about average for us. Behavior always draws more than survey. We're the sexy ones,' Nate said with a grin. Amy snorted. 'Oh, yeah, you…
• As a teacher of fourth-graders in a public school, where corporal punishement was not allowed, she had years of violence stored up and was, truth…
• Pondering is a little like considering and a little like thinking, but looser. To ponder, one must let the facts roll around the rim of…
• What this movie needs is more brain eating zombies.
• They were told what they wanted and they believed it. They can only keep their dream alive by being with others like themselves who will…
• Devil's Food?" You can only eat so much white cake, my friend.

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