Christopher Moore Quotes

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• It was sometimes difficult to reconcile a man's talents with his personality.
• Enchantment and seduction were fine means of persuasion, but when time is short, an awkward but quick concussion could better serve a girl's purpose.
• That's a horrible plan." "Yes, but I have chosen to ignore that.
• And I'll have you know that if you hurt my son again, if he so much as sighs sadly over his coffee, I will hire…
• ...she is too beautiful, I think, to not be inherently evil.
• The Angel Gabriel disappeared once for sixty years and they found him on earth hiding in the body of a man named Miles Davis.
• If there was anything I learned from John the Baptist, it was that the sooner you confess a mistake, the quicker you can get on…
• Unless you can change the past, you’re wasting the present on this guilt
• She laughed. My favorite music.
• It's Christmas! Ah, Christmas, the time when all good people go about not decapitating each other.
• It’s like he has this power over me—like I have an eating disorder and he’s a package of Oreo Double Stuff cookies.
• It was an eight-harlot inn, if that's how you measure an inn. (I understand that now they measure inns in stars. We are in a…
• He loved constantly, instantly, spontaneously, without thought or words. That's what he taught me. Love is not something you think about, it is a state…
• I was baptized Methodist, but I was mainly raised First Church of NFL, which is to say that my family, especially my father, was much…
• I thought I was going to be a horror story writer. My influences were horror writers, like Rich Matheson, Ray Bradbury and Bram Stoker.
• My fans have great senses of humor and eat too much chocolate.
• I love British cursing - the cadence of it, the joy in the sound of the words, and the vulgarity of it.

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