Christopher Moore Quotes

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• This is the man who called the fire department when the toilet backed up, and I'm asking him for help. What was I thinking? Why…
• Sweetheart, wake up; you've destroyed the house and I need you to suffer for it.
• We Ask the Gods for Answers and They Give Us Questions
• Diogenes carried a bowl with him for years, but one day saw a man drinking from his cupped palm and declared, ‘I have been a…
• Nothing evokes the prurient like puritanism.
• How could you deal with a creature as devious as woman.
• Faith isn't an act of intelligence, it's an act of imagination.
• Confucius is like the Torah, rules to follow. And Lao-Tzu is even more conservative, saying that if you do nothing you won't break any rules.…
• Words, words, words, a million million words circle in my head like hawks, waiting to dive onto the page to rend and tear the only…
• A woman’s magazine quiz: Question: You decide to do the dread deed and just as things are starting to get hot he comes, rolls over,…
• He always had a problem with the purity of others. Never his own.
• She hugged me and I could feel the heat rise in my face, either from shame or love, like there was a difference.
• If you like what you're reading, I probably wrote it.
• People always stay the age that they died at. My big brother died of leukemia when I was six. He was eight. Now when I…
• Angels are just pretty insects.
• If you think anyone is sane you just don’t know enough about them. The key — and this is very relevant in our case —…
• Hope is merely another face of desire.
• Little-boy love...the cleanest pain I've ever known. Love without desire, conditions, or limits - a pure and radiant glow in the heart that could make…
• Whistler,' Manet called. 'How's your mother?
• I like a girl with a substantial bottom,' said Renoir, drawing in the air the size bottom he preferred.

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