". . . You seem upset, Charlie. Is……" — Christopher Moore
". . . You seem upset, Charlie. Is something wrong? Charlie: No, no, I’m okay, I just had to take directions from a mute beaver in a fez to get here, it’s unsettling."
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197 Quotes by Christopher Moore
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To be selected was an honor, and in respect of the family member chosen to run, families held feasts and…
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But I never get attracted to fans cause the eager beaver could be the collapse of a dam
— Drake
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When I was a kid and the other kids were home watching "Leave it to Beaver," my father and step-mother…
— Oprah Winfrey
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A beaver does not, as legend would have it, know which direction the tree will fall when he cuts it,…
— Ann Zwinger
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Contrary to popular opinion, 'Leave it to Beaver' was not a documentary.
— Stephanie Coontz
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A child's hope is that your father comes riding in on that white stallion and saves them. You can't make…
— Jake Roberts
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A beaver is about like the ninjas the suckers only work at night and they're hard to find.
— Si Robertson
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The Quaker loves an ample brim, A hat that bows to no salaam; And dear the beaver is to him…
— Thomas Hood
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When I consider that the noble animals have been exterminated here - the cougar, panther, lynx, wolverine, wolf, bear, moose,…
— Henry David Thoreau
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There are many stages to a man's life. In the first stage, he is young and eager, like a beaver.…
— Jack Handey
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I'm not big on the Beavers right now, I know David Pollack is big on the Beavers, he's sipping that…
— Desmond Howard
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There's right and there's wrong. You got to do one or the other. You do the one and you're living.…
— John Wayne
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