"Not unlike the toaster, I control darkness." — Christopher Moore

Not unlike the toaster, I control darkness. - Christopher Moore

"Not unlike the toaster, I control darkness."

— Christopher Moore

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197 Quotes by Christopher Moore

Christopher Moore has 197 quotes on this site. A few more worth reading:

Action based on hope just felt better than the paralysis of certainty.
San Francisco is a breathtakingly beautiful city, with lots of great contrasts between dark and light, often overlapping each other.…
As much as I encourage communication with my readers, I don't want reviews from them, simply because I don't need…
The fact that 'A Dirty Job' has comedy and supernatural horror in it, that both are woven in and out…
I wanted a trumpet concerto that reflected Native American music because, well, there aren't any. I looked around for one…
For me, 'Lamb' started out as a further exploration of the phenomenon of faith and the responsibility of a messiah…
You're trying to be tricky. What's morality?" "It's the difference between what's right and what you can rationalize." "Must be…
Only cops and vampires have to have an invitation to enter.
If you have come to these pages for laughter, may you find it. If you are here to be offended,…
People, generally, suck.
Oh, I get it," I said. "It's a parable. Cute. Let's go eat.
Christmas crept into Pine Cove like a creeping Christmas thing: dragging garland, ribbon, and sleigh bells, oozing eggnog, reeking of…

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