"Never order food in excess of your body…" — Erma Bombeck

Never order food in excess of your body weight. - Erma Bombeck

"Never order food in excess of your body weight."

— Erma Bombeck

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251 Quotes by Erma Bombeck

Erma Bombeck has 251 quotes on this site. A few more worth reading:

When I stand before God at the end of my life, I would hope that I would not have a…
Thanksgiving dinners take eighteen hours to prepare. They are consumed in twelve minutes. Half-times take twelve minutes. This is not…
A friend doesn't go on a diet because you are fat.
When your mother asks, 'Do you want a piece of advice?' it is a mere formality. It doesn't matter if…
There is a thin line that separates laughter and pain, comedy and tragedy, humor and hurt.
It is not until you become a mother that your judgment slowly turns to compassion and understanding.
My theory on housework is, if the item doesn't multiply, smell, catch fire, or block the refrigerator door, let it…
I haven't trusted polls since I read that 62% of women had affairs during their lunch hour. I've never met…
Guilt: the gift that keeps on giving.
There's nothing sadder in this world than to awake Christmas morning and not be a child.
Do you know what you call those who use towels and never wash them, eat meals and never do the…
Don't confuse fame with success. Madonna is one; Helen Keller is the other.

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There is a thin line that separates laughter and pain, comedy and tragedy, humor and hurt. — Erma Bombeck
Architecture is inhabited sculpture. — Constantin Brancusi
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The only thing necessary for the triumph of evil is for good men to do nothing. — Edmund Burke
The only way to deal with an unfree world is to become so absolutely free that your very existence is… — Albert Camus
Ninety-nine percent of the failures come from people who have the habit of making excuses. — George Washington Carver

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