Toaster Quotes

57 quotes by 50 authors

Burn bread every day boy, no toaster — Drake
She has an electric blender, electric toaster and electric bread maker. She said "There are too many gadgets and no place to sit down!" So… — Red Skelton
I once went out with this wild girl. She made French toast and got her tongue caught in the toaster. — Rodney Dangerfield
When I need bread, I grab the toaster and stick niggas for they crumbs. — Akinyele
I think anything can be forced to converge. The problem is that products are about tradeoffs, and you begin to make tradeoffs to the point… — Tim Cook
When you sit down to design something, it can be anything, a car, a toaster, a house, a tall building or a shoe, what you… — Tinker Hatfield
Today's scientific question is: What in the world is electricity? And where does it go after it leaves the toaster? — Dave Barry
Most married couples, even though they love each other very much in theory, tend to view each other in practice as large teeming flaw colonies,… — Dave Barry
Why shouldn't a PC work like a refrigerator or a toaster? — Walt Mossberg
In the long run, everything is a toaster. — Bruce Greenwald
Our toaster has two settings: too soon or too late. — Sam Levenson
My opening line to my students, and a recurring theme in my classes, was that the big design problem isn't designing a house for your… — Richard Saul Wurman
I have avoided becoming stale by putting a little water on the plate, lying on the plate, and having myself refreshed in a toaster oven… — Dean Koontz
Does anyone really imagine for a moment that my wife gives two stuffs about global warming? She certainly did not appear to be all that… — Jeremy Clarkson
The last time I used? What do you mean? I used my toaster this morning. — Charlie Sheen
I have no statistics to prove it, but I'm sure the American workplace will be adversely affected on Monday, the day after XXIV. The game… — Robert Klein
Since nostaglia is fueled by inflation, could it be that inflation is the result of a conspiracy by the people who are trying to palm… — Calvin Trillin
Most 'reality' shows aren't reality at all. They're game shows with no prize. Like 'Rock of Love.' His aren't genuine feelings. Then again, Bob Barker… — Hal Sparks
I had no idea that marriage was only supposed to be between two people who wanted to get between the sheets and make more people.… — Jen Kirkman
Swing voters are more appropriately known as the 'idiot voters' because they have no set of philosophical principles. By the age of fourteen, you're either… — Ann Coulter

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