Toaster Quotes
57 quotes by 50 authors
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Burn bread every day boy, no toaster
— Drake
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She has an electric blender, electric toaster and electric bread maker. She said "There are too many gadgets and no place to sit down!" So…
— Red Skelton
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I once went out with this wild girl. She made French toast and got her tongue caught in the toaster.
— Rodney Dangerfield
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When I need bread, I grab the toaster and stick niggas for they crumbs.
— Akinyele
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I think anything can be forced to converge. The problem is that products are about tradeoffs, and you begin to make tradeoffs to the point…
— Tim Cook
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When you sit down to design something, it can be anything, a car, a toaster, a house, a tall building or a shoe, what you…
— Tinker Hatfield
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Today's scientific question is: What in the world is electricity? And where does it go after it leaves the toaster?
— Dave Barry
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Most married couples, even though they love each other very much in theory, tend to view each other in practice as large teeming flaw colonies,…
— Dave Barry
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Why shouldn't a PC work like a refrigerator or a toaster?
— Walt Mossberg
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In the long run, everything is a toaster.
— Bruce Greenwald
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Our toaster has two settings: too soon or too late.
— Sam Levenson
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My opening line to my students, and a recurring theme in my classes, was that the big design problem isn't designing a house for your…
— Richard Saul Wurman
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I have avoided becoming stale by putting a little water on the plate, lying on the plate, and having myself refreshed in a toaster oven…
— Dean Koontz
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Does anyone really imagine for a moment that my wife gives two stuffs about global warming? She certainly did not appear to be all that…
— Jeremy Clarkson
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The last time I used? What do you mean? I used my toaster this morning.
— Charlie Sheen
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I have no statistics to prove it, but I'm sure the American workplace will be adversely affected on Monday, the day after XXIV. The game…
— Robert Klein
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Since nostaglia is fueled by inflation, could it be that inflation is the result of a conspiracy by the people who are trying to palm…
— Calvin Trillin
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Most 'reality' shows aren't reality at all. They're game shows with no prize. Like 'Rock of Love.' His aren't genuine feelings. Then again, Bob Barker…
— Hal Sparks
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I had no idea that marriage was only supposed to be between two people who wanted to get between the sheets and make more people.…
— Jen Kirkman
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Swing voters are more appropriately known as the 'idiot voters' because they have no set of philosophical principles. By the age of fourteen, you're either…
— Ann Coulter
Who Wrote These Toaster Quotes
50 authors contributed a total of 57 Toaster Quotes, led by these top contributors: