Toaster Quotes

57 quotes by 50 authors

I could tell my parents hated me. My bath toys were a toaster and a radio. — Rodney Dangerfield
If you want a guarantee, buy a toaster. — Clint Eastwood
Television is like the American toaster, you push the button and the same thing pops up everytime. — Alfred Hitchcock
Never put a sock in a toaster. — Eddie Izzard
And we've got a toaster and everything. So there is no reason for the wedding. — Karl Pilkington
I knew I was an unwanted baby when I saw that my bath toys were a toaster and a radio. — Joan Rivers
Cleanliness is not next to godliness. It isn't even in the same neighborhood. No one has ever gotten a religious experience out of removing burned-on… — Erma Bombeck
Not unlike the toaster, I control darkness. — Christopher Moore
The available worlds looked pretty grim. They had little to offer him because he had little to offer them. He had been extremely chastened to… — Douglas Adams
That's all I've ever dreamed of, Mr. Bones. To make the world a better place. To bring some beauty to the drab humdrum corners of… — Paul Auster
That was close,"he said, helping himself to coffee. Yeah, you almost opened the door to Morelli." I wasn't talking about Morelli. I was talking about… — Janet Evanovich
Appearances are not reality; but they often can be a convincing alternative to it. You can control appearances most of the time, but facts are… — Dean Koontz
I saw you put rice in a toaster once," said Mae. "I was there when made the tin of beans explode." "It was faulty," Jamie… — Sarah Rees Brennan
If Marilyn Monroe and Princess Diana were "candles in the wind," and Anna Nicole Smith was a bonfire in a hailstorm, and Lindsay Lohan is… — Cintra Wilson
He rooted for the Mets, he wore Foot of the Loom underwear, and he drove a Buick. His loyalties were carved in stone and he… — Janet Evanovich
Do you have a lot of other profound thoughts like that? Blood is blood? A toaster is a toaster? A Gelatinous Cube is a Gelatinous… — Cassandra Clare
My full name is Lauren Lee Smith. Of all the names I could have been given, that's the one I got. Lauren Lee Smith. It… — Elizabeth Scott
Ian sighed wanly. "I once had the means to be gaga over artâ€“before I found myself in a country where the standard of beauty is… — Gordon Korman
What I think is all I have left. My mind is the only thing that makes me different from a fancy toaster. What we think… — Mary E. Pearson
But the toaster was quite satisfied with itself, thank you. Though it knew from magazines that there were toasters who could toast four slices at… — Thomas M. Disch

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