Toaster Quotes

57 quotes by 50 authors

You can converge a toaster and a refrigerator, but those things are probably not going to be pleasing to the user. — Tim Cook
I could tell that my parents hated me. My bath toys were a toaster and a radio. — Rodney Dangerfield
Shrooms are like goats, you shoot a duck, I'm scared of toaster... — Carlos Gonzal
JANIS: That one there, that's Karen Smith. She is one of the dumbest girls you will ever meet. Damien sat next to her in English… — Mean Girls
Its almost 2015, I expect a toaster that pops the bread up in a less terrifying way. — SHEYA
And I keep that toaster, you can come, and be my strudel biiitch — Lil Wayne
I want to get a job as someone who names kitchen appliances. Toaster, refrigerator, blender.... all you do is say what the shit does, and… — Mitch Hedberg
Shawty was hot like a toaster. — Flo Rida
Does it have to be wireless? Oh, it has to be digital? I was going to say a toaster. — Joe Jonas
Hey, Mother! I come bearing a gift. Ill give you a hint: its in my diaper, and its not a toaster. -Stewie Griffin — Family Guy
I promise I'll turn you into something useful like a washing machine or a toaster. — Vegeta
Tunechi tunechi toaster tooly fuck around and pop ya my homie got that white girl call it lady GaGa — Lil Wayne
Stack up so much bread I'mma need me a toaster. My partner ride with his chopper, this nigga think he a soldier. — Young Jeezy
I dont cook. I can toast in the toaster. I can pour and set the table. No, Gavin is the one. Its not even an… — Gwen Stefani
If I say so, and I say go. And they go ham, and I lay low. I drop that work off in that toaster. I… — Meek Mill
Too strudel, toaster strudel, ballin' on you poodles. — Riff Raff
Blogging. Love it but I'm getting blogged out. You know when you start blogging about your love of toaster ovens its time to take a… — Jenny McCarthy

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