"I could tell that my parents hated me.……" — Rodney Dangerfield
"I could tell that my parents hated me. My bath toys were a toaster and a radio."
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181 Quotes by Rodney Dangerfield
Rodney Dangerfield has 181 quotes on this site.
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I'm at the age where I want two girls. In case I fall asleep they will have someone to talk…
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What a dog I got, he found out we look alike, so he killed himself.
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I told my doctor I wonna stop aging, he gave me a gun!
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Last week I told my psychiatrist, 'I keep thinking about suicide', and he told me from now I have to…
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My wife made me join a bridge club... I jump off next Tuesday.
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I remember I was so depressed I was going to jump out a window on the tenth floor; they sent…
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I was an ugly kid; when I was born, after the doctor cut the cord, he hung himself.
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I told my kids, "Someday, you'll have kids of your own." One of them said, "So will you."
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I tell ya, I was an ugly kid. I was so ugly that my dad kept the kid's picture that…
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My boy is a mean kid. I came home the other day and saw him taping worms to the sidewalk,…
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I told my wife a man is like wine, he gets better with age. She locked me in the cellar.
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You can name your own salary in this business. I call mine Fred.
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More Bath Quotes
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one of 344 quotes in that category. Here are a few more:
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I'm not trying to win an award for being the best vegetarian, just want to be healthy. Take a salt…
— Erykah Badu
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A conventional good read is usually a bad read, a relaxing bath in what we know already. A true good…
— Augustine Birrell
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Right now I'm just delighted to be alive and to have had a nice long bath.
— Richard Branson
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If you go out on the Appalachian Trail, you have to bring so much more equipment - a tent, sleeping…
— Bill Bryson
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Bath twice a day to be really clean, once a day to be passably clean, once a week to avoid…
— Anthony Burgess
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Basically my wife was immature. I'd be at home in the bath and she'd come in and sink my boats.
— Woody Allen
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Sorrow can be alleviated by good sleep, a bath and a glass of wine.
— Thomas Aquinas
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"None is good, save One, that is, God", as the Lord Jesus bath said. The rest are only tools in…
— Swami Vivekananda
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Prayer is the inner bath of love into which the soul plunges itself.
— John Vianney
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To be humbly ashamed is to be plunged in the cleansing bath of truth.
— George MacDonald
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I love drinking now and then. It defecates the standing pool of thought. A man perpetually in the paroxysm and…
— Robert Burns
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A man may have strong humanitarian and democratic principles, but if he happens to have been brought up as a…
— Aldous Huxley
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